@libsoftiktok Don't you jerks have to make up something about a open borders or a crime wave? All this talk about freedom but you have like a millions dumb rules.
Some people have strokes of luck; I had the other kind. But thanks for all your love, messages, cards, letters and Sweet Tweets! And although my final arrangements include cremation, I'm not quite ready to make an ash out of myself. xoxoxo
Amazon has informed us that this is the week that will determine if the AI Known as Lord Metric Algorithm will grant us a new season. So it’s very important that people watch it in droves this weekend. FYI a drove is an abandoned car but you can watch it anywhere. #KidsInTheHall
I know Mitt romney very well (he and 4 other executives used to pay 10,000 dollars to shoot arrows at me on Martha’s vineyard) and this is simply not like him