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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026

I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Guys, I’m starting to think the totalitarian warmongering pedophiles might not have our best interests at heart.

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Zack Polanski, "Core principles of The Green Party, we are anti racist, anti homophobia, transphobia, anti misogyny, they're not negotiable"

Ash Sarkar, "Do you see The Green Party turn into a socialist party? Or is your vision a party that has socialists in it?"

Zack Polanski, "We're already a socialist party... In terms of the wider public we should be talking about food on their table, heat in their homes, and yes, the means of production"

"What is is like when you go to work, do you feel you are in charge of your life, is politics done with you rather than to you"

"I think those are the vitals questions rather than get into philosophical conversations on socialism vs capitalism"

Ash Sarkar, "I can see how we can talk about these domestic bread and butter issues, but Labour's support for an ongoing genocide in Gaza has benefitted the Greens politically"

Zack Polanski, "It's about making sure we have absolute solidarity with people around the world who are facing genocide or conflict. That's obviously in Gaza but also Sudan, Yemen, Syria, lots of places where British intervention has made things worse"

"What I'm saying is not hypothetical. Look at Zohran Mamdani who has been incredible focusing on those bread and butter issues and every time he's asked a trans person, a disabled person, a migrant, Palestinians, he has shown absolute solidarity"

"And he's pointed out that inequality is making those things worse and gets straight back to the economic issue"

"So once again we need to lower bills, tax millionaires and billionaires"

"And show absolute solidarity to migrants, trans people, and indeed Palestinians"

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

At the Chequers press conference, President Trump again claims to have solved “seven wars”, as he stands at 14 lecterns, with 35 fellow leaders, in front of 140 flags

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Note to British politicians.

THIS.

ALL OF THIS.

#FarageDestroyed

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Noah getting the call about the Ark gig

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Exactly!

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Reform begin conclave to elect council leader.

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

There is a lot going on here and I love it!
😂🤣😆

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

This is who @ElonMusk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.

Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

[R&S Records @randsrecords]

An iconic track that revolutionised the dance scene.

#InOrderToDance

[The Poke @ThePoke]

An LBC caller told James O’Brien schools should teach about dinosaurs not climate change and his A++ comeback was a proper humdinger
https://t.co/xnXTOxgz1X

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills.

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643k

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Kids sleeping on coats in hospital corridors ...nothing
Kids living in temporary accomodation because of greedy landlords/Benefit cuts 150,000 .......nothing
Families forced to use foodbanks ... nothing
Farmers kids only going to Inherit 3.8 million instead of 4 million . 'It's so unfair'

[Jason @NickMotown]

Remember - the world is your oyster.

Absolutely fucking horrible.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

"What's $20 to a billionaire?" 😳