ril Gosling

2019 CU Boulder graduate with distinction. Current CU Anschutz nursing student. Thoughts & poor time management are my own. She/Her

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

I feel like I tweet just enough to remind some people I'm still alive. Not that I want anything from them, but so they know there still may be good in the world.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

Patient: Are you from here?
Me: Absolutely not.
Patient: Thought I detected some Northerner in your accent.
#nurselife

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

Hear me out: Recast all the Asgardian Marvel with Skarsgärds.

[Hidden Nook Booksellers @HiddenNook_MI]

Hey, @SecretaryPete, this is our first tweet, and we want to use it to invite you to our new bookstore this weekend. Join us for our first day of bookselling on 10/29! #Indiebookstore #shoplocal #downtowngrayling #bookstore

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BLS and ACLS have really convinced me I'm doing something wrong as I've yet to find a topless man, unresponsive in the middle of nowhere.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

@SouthwestAir This is a simple plea for a Coke. I'm on a delayed flight and stopover (maintenance on SW971). Row 20. Seat A. The crew is on the other side of the maintenance so I can't get their attention. Thanks! 🤓

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

Conversation about sleeping & dreaming with my siblings:

Them: I dreamt about Dad's wife and woke up angry.

Me: I dreamt about eating bread by accident and deciding "Fuck it. In for a penny..."

One of us doesn't have problems sleeping. Hint: It's not them.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

OH: Odds are you're not playing with water-logged balls.

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@guyincognito You have that problem too?

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My last hospital had a sign that said "Never pass up an opportunity to pee." in the nurses' loo.

My current hospital has a quote from Philippians.

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I'm in the ICU. This will be on my patient's turned all the way up.

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@RojMacD I have international calling. Totally worth it!

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I enjoy leaving voicemails for friends. I sing. I randomly recount my day. I discuss how we're going to take down the patriarchy & crossstitch forever.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

My new parking lot abuts The Body Farm. If you know me, you know how morbidly excited I am about this on a multitude of levels.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

Slept in my Sarah McLachlan t-shirt and woke up believing I failed you.

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So... 9:30 am might be a little early for Metallica on the deck for this neighborhood.

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We have entered "Is it chocolate or a freckle?" season.

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Trying hard not to take it personally, but the barista just missed typed my name as "Aprik"...

Happy Friday?

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I'm crying. Best thing about moving to Tennessee? We could finally watch @FlemingSport call a game. Now he's leaving?

Life is cruel.

[ril Gosling @SpacePirateRil]

@ArvinRam1 I'm down. Was thinking about starting The Women's Party this morning.

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This is going to get worse b/c husband isn't here AND I don't have his last name. So I've brought my birth certificate & SS card b/c those are also required. & hopefully those prove I've elected to move to this conservative hell.

Getting my global entry card was easier than this

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Navigating how to transfer my license to this state means I have to get a driver's license. To get a driver's license, I need utility bills with my address. B/c the bills are all in my husband's name, I need my marriage license.