It's Ya Boi Ryan

He/him, 30.

DNI if you are the Babadook.

Writer of Roomies, link below.

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

This time on tasting history, we will be making the authentic Necromundan Corpse Starch from the 37M. Now you might've been wondering where my husband has been these past few weeks, but to get that authentic flavor—

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[It's Ya Boi Ryan @SpaceTimeTweets]

This hadn't actually occurred to me until reading this and I don't like it.

[wjbax @wjbaxVGC]

With Pokemon Champions out in two weeks I don’t know if I’m ready to let EVs go and start thinking about “32/17/17” spreads 😭

[sinkdog millionaire @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[It's Ya Boi Ryan @SpaceTimeTweets]

@WWESheamus is the greatest man to have come out of our country since Collins.

[Garrett Kidney @garrettkidney]

Big pop for Pokemon titling this FULL MATCH like it's an actual wrestling upload.

[Koopa 🐢 @KoopaNJ]

Optimal held item for Mega Hawlucha

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma
me during the mesozoic era:

[🇹🇹 Geezaws🗽 @Geezaws2]

some of these pics are little… too good

[milo* @bucky4congress]

what are the fantastic four gonna do when doom shows up with this

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

guy who has seen 100 matches: wow shane mcmahon is awesome

guy who has seen 1000 matches: shane mcmahon sucks

guy who has seen 100000000 matches: shane mcmahon is awesome and should have worked czw

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

(louder than everyone else) happy birthday linda cardellini