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If you stand outside a courthouse and shout for no prison time for a defendant... BEFORE the trial is even over... you're playing right into the profile: all you care about is skin color.

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@MarkDavis said it best. TDS makes smart people stupid. Imagine throwing back a bunch of Tylenol just because you hate the president. If your baby comes out with autism, that'll show him!

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So much Finding Out going on right now. Love it. #TPUSA

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Hey @UPS I spent $17 to ship a book Monday. Guy told me it would arrive Fri or Sat. Now it's showing Tuesday arrival. That's 9 days. Next day, I shipped another book using USPS and it cost me $5.22 and it got there two days later. Guess who I'll never use again. OVERPRICED SCAM.

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@rheem I sold 57 pool heaters in the last two years. 54 Jandy JXi and 3 MasterTemps. I will never sell another Rheem/Raypak because of the way you treated one of my customers. Heater under warranty, but you won't repair or replace because he doesn't have install papers. Wtf?

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@StephenKing How's that wood chipper coming? I know a guy who rents them...

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Funnier than any parody 🤣🤣

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I would like to formally move that we completely and permanently strike the silly non-word "fartsy" from the end of the term beginning with "artsy". Is artsy not enough on its own?

I will certainly never be heard uttering that nonsense.

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A man who pisses on the seat in a port-o-potty when there's a urinal right next to it is not a man. Fight me.

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@goodreads Nancy, do you not read the responses when you tweet someone? I have tried that avenue multiple times. No one responds. Do you actually do anything other than tweet, trying to make people feel good about your company's fraudulent practices?

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@MisterpvdDavis By 'come in and secure the border' you mean, come in and welcome the newcomers with handshakes and Vote For Biden stickers?

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@MisterpvdDavis It's not, and we all know it's not.

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@MisterpvdDavis @GeorgeTakei Why does anybody listen to what this guy says? He fired fake guns at fake aliens in a TV show. He's literally an authority on nothing.

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@MisterpvdDavis @donwinslow The problem is what they're washing to do with the defenseless unborn bodies inside them. That's not THEIR OWN BODIES.

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@MisterpvdDavis And finding ways to call everything racist. Did you know coffee is racist? So are cars, vacuum cleaners and televisions.

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@SamuelAdamsBeer did you guys not learn anything from the Coca Cola fiasco in the 80s? Changing your formula instead of just adding another flavor to the repertoire is going to abandon a large portion of drinkers who ALREADY LOVE THE FLAVOR. Sam Adams tastes like deer piss now.

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@MisterpvdDavis @jonathangraf Funny, he's paying it too through his own taxes. These people are mindless.

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@MisterpvdDavis @johncusack Worst crimes against democracy? What the literal fuck? And here I used to think Cusack was a sharp guy.

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@MisterpvdDavis Even though your son is a real asshole?

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Happy Independence Day, friends. Still feel blessed to live in the United States. What's left of it, anyway.