Kevin Matthews

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Relics is on hold until I sort out some personal stuff. I'm sorry for people who wanted to continue to read it. I may have a post about what's up sometime in the future, but for now, I'm pulling back.

Sorry about that. I have Pt. 3 "done" and it may go up, but we'll have to see

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@ItsDaRiddler @BeardJoker @SamuraiCorndog @PromptlyWritten I, too, am one of those dorks.

[Erik Aebi @BeardJoker]

#Never4get @PromptlyWritten @SamuraiCorndog @SpaceTypist

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Haven't been around for a while, but today is my first day of orientation for my new job! Very excited

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@SamuraiCorndog @PromptlyWritten From the same spot I recorded it the first time. This is awesome, man.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

At this rate, Vegas in 3.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@dracoizumi @AsianLammy @Newbs28 That'll be a frightening time for the whole league. Best of luck in the future.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@AsianLammy @dracoizumi @Newbs28 Agreed, Leafs were real scary this series, and Auston Matthews, William Nylander are going to be unreal in the years to come.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@AsianLammy @gdiffuser @Neefertiti Like, the concept or...

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@dracoizumi Sorry, Sam.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Rene Rancourt is the best. I will fight anyone who says anything negative about him.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@SamuraiCorndog Nice FACE! Hah, got him.

Looking good my man.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Well. I guess this is me now.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@Frandomthought Feels good fam.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

I got to Austin-Bergstrom at 8:45 this morning. Currently one hour away from my flight out of Chicago Midway leaving. It's been a long day

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

@notnamebrand Chicago

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Tried a Chicago style hotdog today. Not impressed.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Fucking beware the Ides of March kiddos. My flights for delayed. I feel for ya, Caesar. Bless up.

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

So, interesting thing about this, Trump isn't supposed to have any businesses anymore. He is supposed to relinquish control to a detached third party. But hey, that's what kids are for right? Especially when they're vaguely involved in politics? Jimmy Carters Peanut Farm dot jpg https://t.co/wc4SZyk5Ge

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

New from @nytimes — Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization to turn over documents, including some related to Russia, the first known time that the special counsel demanded documents directly related to President Trump’s businesses https://t.co/h8ksvvvnk0

[Kevin Matthews @SpaceTypist]

Now imagine if one of those flight attendants smashed 17 puppies in just a few minutes except the puppies were school children and the overhead bin was a fucking gun.

Maybe work on that bill. Kids are family. https://t.co/gS8KqjYV5p

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

I will be filing a bill tomorrow that will prohibit airlines from putting animals in overhead bins. Violators will face significant fines. Pets are family.