Ol' Dirty Brian

I am a Human/Mexican IG: Space_monkey34

[Chio 🌱 @shoxiaoism]

All that room and u want to stand ass to ass #okay

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

If I had a pussy it would be a mess if know I’d have ants in that thing

[Radical Funky Kong Facts @funkykongfac]

You're laughing. This is a real leaked image from avengers doomsday and youre laughing.

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

What type of beer push you down pulls your ass out and bust on your back wtf

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Quentin Tarantino Universe @TarantinoWorld]

I seen this in the theater when it was released and people clapped when he popped her. No joke.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Bro realised it wasn't web

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Oh that’s Grok having esex on my TL

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

man i never seen a studlim before

[🪙🇭🇹(they/them) @thevoyager_]

Saw his ex w another dude for ONE SECOND and immediately jumped, my brudda jus another me.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Of course he doesn’t want broccoli, he was in the womb feasting on 1942 and percocets

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

white people when you don’t wanna play pickleball

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

Latinas when they turn 30:

[葹妮 🪭 @SHlRLEYY]

You weren’t there when Kane backed off his mask in WWE

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

gonna prank my landlord when he come to collect rent tomorrow lmaooo gonna get him so good

[asc 🦥 @ascinhiding]

never seen obama do shit like this

[Glab @dgramr]

fapping to J.K. Rowling is just abuse to your genitals

[jacob @LeanyMcMeany]

Oh my God we had it so good I’m so sorry for the slander $9.99

[P @theogpooh]

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