Clara Oswald

@LuckyThirteene is my Doctor💙💙

• My hubby @caidsin ❤ •

Don't tell @grumpy_eyebrows I said this, but he's my hero

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

🌠Clara Oswald

• #DWRP
• Ships? Me? Always.
• Descriptive
• Not Inexperienced
• Preferably Post-Series 9
• Probably AU

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

((What's up, lads? Soz, disappeared for a bit there, think I'm back now though.

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Right, so, on a scale from 1 to 'man, I'm so glad the Doctor has a mobile', how much trouble is this going to get us into? Actually, no, the Doctor would just make it worse. Disregard that. Real question is, how much do I need to mentally prepare myself?"

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts She pressed a few buttons herself, but mostly just watched in silent amusement as the Time Lady hopped and twirled around the console. She could only hope that Missy was a better pilot than the Doctor.

"Oi, try not to land us anywhere with extreme temperatures."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@PrettyFlyForaBi "Sorry to hear that."

She finished making the drink and sat it in front of him.

"See anything interesting in your travels?"

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@PrettyFlyForaBi "Everybody has a story, however small it may be."

She smiles at him.

"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@PrettyFlyForaBi She nods and begins making it.

"So, what's your story?"

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@PrettyFlyForaBi "Ah, yes. Always."

She looks around at the empty room.

"Just don't get a lot of passersby. So, what can I get for you? There's just about anything you can imagine in here."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@PrettyFlyForaBi She looks up from behind the bar and smiles brightly.

"Hello!"

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Could put in random coordinates. That's usually how the Doctor gets into trouble."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Trip to where? Trip to when?"

She felt she had to ask the questions, though she didn't much care for the answers. Shenanigans are shenanigans no matter the place.

"I suppose, as long as we get back on time, no harm can come of it. And, I do trust your driving more than his."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Good question. Best bet, somewhere with a lot of food. Is that a Time Lord thing, or what? Eating any and all food in sight."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Yes, yes. I know how it goes. It's to be expected."

She nodded, then smiled after a moment.

"I'll tell you what, though. It's not happening today, so it doesn't matter yet."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "Well, yes, the Doctor can get a little, er, irresponsible with his companions."

She paused, frowning at the ground for few seconds.

"But, I think I can take care of myself."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "More than capable, maybe, but when does that ever stop you from providing /help/?"

She crossed her arms and gave a small shrug.

"But, we'll play the game your way if you so desire."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@InsideHerHearts "I strongly believe that's only because you were the one who put me and the Doctor together in the first place."

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@doctor_fourth Did you for real just unironically use the hashtag #SleepingWithTheEnemy
I'm so mad about the accuracy of that.

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@grumpy_eyebrows That's really creepy, worryingly so.

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

So, *cough* uh, @grumpy_eyebrows why was this in your dream journal?

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@grumpy_eyebrows You act so nonchalant about it, but it was in your /dream journal/, insinuating that you've thought about it more than necessary.

[Clara Oswald @Space_Waitress_]

@RaggedBowtieMan She inhaled sharply as she closed her eyes and pretended to think about it, it really didn't need any thinking about. She knows it's a bad idea, terrible even, crossing timelines that aren't meant to be crossed, but she already knows her answer. She nodded. "Yes. Yes I would."