Ian Bolden

Cocktail meatball connoisseur. Aspiring opera singer, pun slinger, and joy bringer. Follow me on Instagram @spacebear329 he/they

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

But how many times would I need to tag to get @benjerry attention? Lol

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@benjerry should release a line of Coffee Creamers (dairy and non-dairy) that are flavored like their signature flavors and call them ‘Coff-agtos’. (Affogato = espresso over gelato)

I am accepting job offers as an unemployed marketing professional. Jsyk #shootingmyshot

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@benjerry should release a line of Coffee Creamers (dairy and non-dairy) that are flavored like their signature flavors and call them ‘Coff-agtos’. (Affogato = espresso over gelato)

I am accepting job offers as an unemployed marketing professional. Jsyk #shootingmyshot

[jim 🍉 @muracommie]

DUNGEONS AND DRAG QUEENS WON THE QUEERTY AWARD also I can't get over brennan's bashful little kicks at being called the RuPaul of dungeons and dragons 😭😭😭

[Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper @soneall89]

They would have eaten Tr*mp alive

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

We don’t fuck around in this house (we have lived in Brooklyn for 5 years and neither of us had a BKPL card, despite me having an NYPL card)

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@cmbombadillo Again, does NOT track with any of the above evidence

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@cmbombadillo This is not supporting your case that you’re *not* a furry…

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@cmbombadillo WHAT

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

UM. Why did no one tell me that there is an extensive library of Korean OBC recordings?! Including a crap ton of original musicals

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@cmbombadillo

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

@cmbombadillo Is now the time I need to shamefully admit I’ve never read this book and do not get the references that are regularly made?

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

Hey hi hello - I would like to know why you can’t find @HeluvaGood French onion dip at any stores in Bushwick?!

What am I going tell the kids (wavy chips) at home? Their father (devourer) can’t provide? All he can give is off brand dip that’s thinner than a glass of milk?!

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

This tweet was SORELY under-appreciated

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

If you ever wondered how Jesus was able to catch both Mary Magdalene and the apostle John…. It’s cause he is Rizzen. He is Rizzen indeed

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

lol, it me

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

Watching @UmActuallyShow and realizing my continuous crush on @DamienHaas (👉🏼👁️👁️👈🏼)

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

If you ever wondered how Jesus was able to catch both Mary Magdalene and the apostle John…. It’s cause he is Rizzen. He is Rizzen indeed

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

I’m sorry, if the @dimension20show pride pin/pride merch this year doesn’t include an actual bear-bodied Ragh screaming “I’m gay, FUCK YOU” - I DON’T WANT IT @dropout

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

Omg hi @vicmmic 😍😅🫣🤮🫠

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

The @dropout brainrot is real. @vicmmic @VIPeopleShow

[Ian Bolden @Spacebear329]

Them: What are your flags?
Me: Oh! @dimension20show top and @dropout side/bag