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Ever wonder what Mothman sees? #MothmanMonday #Fallout76 @Fallout

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@Berger_BYTES This is the correct take.

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@islanders_takes Some of us understand

[Matt @islanders_takes]

This is your average TOR fan that has no idea how hockey works. The reason Marner was more productive early in a series than he was late has nothing to do with Marner not being crunch time capable. It had everything to do with the other teams realizing he was the only threat on the ice they had to shut down.

They made adjustments, shut Marner down, and nobody else could produce.

Your defense, coaching, depth scoring, and goal tending were all fucking awful during those runs and still, for some reason, you all blame the Core 4 that you had for the failure.

It's just a complete lack of hockey comprehension at this point. Mutant behavior.

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@OocTobeyM

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Sir a second version of this meme has hit the timeline

[The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube]

He hasn’t brought any poop bags on the walk. Make his dog take 8 shits

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@mzvgk @sdpnsports @ToyotaCanada That’s only when he’s double clutching the shaft 😂😂

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@OverDrive1050

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@MapleLeaves34 No, we’ve been saying they’ll never win anything with Matthews; which is the correct take.

He’s the “Captain,” “generational talent” and alleged scoring dynamo yet he can’t keep up with Mitch statistically.

Team fell off a cliff this year and there’s only 1 common denominator

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@worldhockeyrpt You know who else struggled even more against those teams but never gets criticized bizarrely..?

The “Captain.” That’s who. Must be all super awesome leadership he provides.

You idiots couldn’t even sew all your heads together to form a single brain.

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@ronsterd89

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@OilersNation So fkn dirty

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@heart_ Minimum

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

”Why don’t we put White people on an island so we reduce their population?”

“Here’s the thing though… It would quickly become the best island, and all you guys would want to come to it.”

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@TonyMichaelX @Cyael

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@disclosetv One more thing he definitely didn’t do.

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@thegoldenmuzzy The “Not-In-This-Lifetime” line…

McDavid isn’t going to Toronto to carry Matthews lolol

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@rbarkleyhockey Definitely not rigged

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@PFTCommenter @BizNasty2point0 Everybody’s way off.

This dude is on the board of Wendy’s. Their last GM was from Boston Pizza.

This organization is on pace to be offering Ronald McDonald the Presidency and the Burger King the GM spot by 2032.