Starman Spaceflyer

#spaceflyin

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

My whips hover couple inches off ground #spaceflyin

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Life is definitely a simulation.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

I'm really at an age where I'm bout to call my local authorities so my neighbors can turn this fucking loud ass spanish music down. The fuck going on over there every week. Didn't yall celebrate last week? I got work in a couple hrs and my daughter keeps waking up.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

I've never seen the end of a vid that says "wait til the end". Bitch I'm gonna keep scrolling. Fuck that.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Man, my wife be sleeping, and I just be scrolling reels. Then I find one that's funny as fuck and I gotta put my face in the pillow. Cause if she wake up, my whole night gonna get fucked up. These videos be so funny though 😭

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

I'm so tired of having to go to work.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Should've been asleep like an hr ago. Lemme go to the kitchen.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Bout to be a sale when the stock market opens.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Having a daughter really pushes me harder than anything else in life. Like there's absolutely no way I can fail.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

It's like 1 am. I'm here going down this rabbit hole about these tunnels in Brooklyn. Shit got me in a choke hold.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

My baby knocked me in my eye while she was playing, and now it's swolen. Bout to call out of work with a wild excuse.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

America's health care system is straight trash. The hospital bill for my wife giving birth is about $39,000. Fuckin ridiculous. $39,000?! Wtf man.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Why all the paperwork for my daughter got her race listed as "white" 😭

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

So everybody got a blue check on twitter now? I don't use this app enough to understand this change

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

I have a daughter now. Life is wild.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Update: @Publix is still price gouging us. Cereal and milk gonna cost like $20. You want eggs? They got a dozen for like $10. Ridiculous.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Wife just gave birth. Dad bod been here, now I got the baby for validation.

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@Ask_Spectrum I've already called. Was told to sit with no internet and phone until someone can get out here Saturday. The service is terrible, but I've come to expect that from Spectrum.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Spectrum is still performing its weekly outage as per usual. Haven't had internet or phone service since yesterday. Of course its on my day off.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

Shit got me binge watching these first ammendment audit channels on YouTube on my phone. Cops on here looking like dummies.

[Starman Spaceflyer @Spaceflyerrr]

The amount of sunsets and sunrises in my phone gallery is crazy.