King Tardigrade

Spokesman for Tardigrade awareness

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

@TotiroNe Brooooo🔥🔥🔥

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

I love love. Nothing can change that

[TVBOO @musicbytvboo]

@wreckno I just simply raise hell, and praise dale.

[Big Lerry @freak_fractal]

Not liking house music is embarrassing you should rlly keep that shit to yourself

[BJ ®🕊 @BASEDJESUS]

This should be ticketable offense

[shelby @Psilocientist]

selling two (2) 2-day GA passes for Nocturnal Wonderland bc i’m going to imagine instead !!!!! hmu if interested !! :) ✨

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

New studies show that flaming hot Cheetos increase the amount of endogenous DMT released in the brains of rats. Correlates suggest the same could be true in humans

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

A lazy Sunday would be nice

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

I just spilled crunchy peanut butter all over my bosses desk...

[TVBOO @musicbytvboo]

At the gym and this guy keeps yelling to himself “Get it up you fucking nerd.” Everything reminds me of her…

[TVBOO @musicbytvboo]

Find someone who gives your heart a boner

[Emily 📚 @xxemmaxxxo]

had an interview with an employer that straight up laughed and said “wow I can’t believe you really wrote this is how much you want hourly”

I wrote $16-$17/hr.

I have 5 years experience in the field plus a college degree in it.

HAHAHAHhahahAhHA

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

Anyway I want to make it hella clear that this shit is for fun. Its art and it’s meaningful, but ultimately it’s just for fun. I can go deeper but I’m not too pressed, just catch me later w that cult shit, im a genuinely dumb dude in my garage working w talented people having fun

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

VOYD RETURNS.

[Andrea @andreaexisting]

Mr muscles vip into behemoth vip during voyd 🥺 @svddendeath

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

Perogies and ice cream for dinner

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

I’m strolling up w a 4 pac of tall boy ronas and a bag of kettle chips and this FUCK slaps down his berries and plant milk acting like he don’t got a baby dick, trying to pay w a bag nickels and a 1 dollar scratch off. Learn to fucking count

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

Good damn guy with 3 god damn milks and 8 god damn strawberry containers. count em, 11. COUNT THEM. 10 items or less buddy. TEN ITEMS OR LESS FUCK. DAMNIT

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

@Durocks99 Your efforts and enthusiasm do not go unnoticed. The tardigrade alliance would be happy to have you on our board of directors. Please DM me for more info

[King Tardigrade @SpacemanNoah11]

Channel your inner tardigrade

[Devin Unterreiner @Durocks99]

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