Spaceman Coco

There's literally everything in space.

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

I had a dream last night that @elonmusk had a secret residence near me and for some reason I had his phone number and we were texting back and forth about something. But when I told people they didn't believe me. WHAT'S THE TRUTH @elonmusk? Are you trying to communicate with me?

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@sandmanofterra What the hell lol!?! Did you get grumpy again in your stream and delete it again?? I thought I could wait and now it's gone you rascal!!

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

“Virgin female prisoners should be raped before execution so that they do not go to heaven.”
-Ayatollah Khomeini
(founding leader of the Islamic regime in Iran).

Just a reminder that this is the evil that Israel is fighting.

[Zack @Asmongold]

@elonmusk AINT NOBODY WANT A FAT RETARDED BILL

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump has suggested that Canada become the 51st state in our union.

Does that mean that we can adopt the Canadian health care system and guarantee health care to all, lower the cost of prescription drugs, and spend 50% less per capita on health care?

I'm all for it.

[sean @_sn_n]

Hunter Biden implies the existence of Gatherer Biden

[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

@DEADLINE I’d rather see a red one in my toilet.

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

@elonmusk Remember when you bought this platform insisting on a politically neutral space?

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@joerogan Did you even read the article?

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

The priority for liberals right now must be to PUNCH LEFT, completely fucking purge these useless mentally ill communist and jihadist retards from the coalition, it’s literally their entire fault that we lost, fuck them forever

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@bioware this is your fault. Stop pushing an agenda that people don't want.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Rogan: "As it turns out, Trump WAS ACTUALLY LYING TO US THE ENTIRE TIME. LMAO how hilarious!"
https://t.co/Zw40Y7uoAk

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@AdamGussow Yes. That would rectify everything. Fantastic plan. This is what the party needs right now to win back the population 🙄

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

We should try to do things differently next time.

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@KyleKulinski Dude, find a new tactic! Trying to get people to abandon a candidate based on their personal history FAILED. Unless your goal in another republican in 2028 you need to stop beating this dead horse and find a way to get them to like our candidates rather than hate theirs.

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@vanillaopinions Gotta get out of your bubble, man. The writing was on the wall.

[Spaceman Coco @Spacemen_United]

@griftyirl @PickASideCentre @TheOmniLiberal lmao...conspiracy theorists didn't "buy" the results of the investigation so we gotta do it again until they do. What a dumb fuck response. Are you retarded?

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.