King Spade

This is a PARODY of King Spade/Chaos King from Deltarune. Mun is 18, he/they/it. More will be added as account progresses. #parodytwt

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *He unlocks the door, then hands the key back, sets Sweet down, and nudges him forward.*
♠️- Cmon. There's no Lightners in there, I promise.
*He's not so sure why he's being so gentle. He doesn't need to be.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

*He's out of the cell. Out and in the open where he probably Should Not Be, fiddling with something on his leg that's beeping. He can't get it off.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- Alright. Here we- oh. You got the key?
*He goes up to the door. He's taller than the damn frame.*
//might have to go fir a bit theyre forcing movie night on me so replies not so frequently

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam //me when im hogging sweet

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- That's the spirit. Where do we go from here? You might not be so scared in your own home...

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- And you won't. They fooled me once. They will not again. I will not let them hurt you.
*A small pause. Then,*
♠️- You're like my son. I won't let them do anything to you.

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- No deer. Just those three. The blue one was menacing, in their own right. Not as much as I, but still. Why?
*Now he's confused. A deer? What's the inportance of a deer?*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- To me? They were small. Too fast, damn kids.. a blue one in armor and a purple scaled one with an axe. They had a Darkner with them, a little fluffy one, called himself a prince. No prince of my kingdom.
*He sounds gruff, maybe surprised. Someone's actually curious.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

//ok ts is getting annoying I liked ONE post and now my whole feed is those "my vent art" posts grr grr is this going to be another thing like the trend of black images you had to hold to see

[URCHIN 🗯️ @FalseUrchin]

Happy Tenna Day! my rendering practice as an offering to him

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- Hit you? Well, not letting him do that. But I guess I respect the spirit.
*It's just an uneasy alliance, he swears. He's not staying friends with this little fluffy guy.. they're not friends. Just temporary allies, yes. No way those Lightners got to his head.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- Who is this Malis? He's not going to rat me to the Lightners, is he? Not that there's anything to rat.
*He squeezes a little, just wanting Sweet to stop MOVING SO MUCH- It's not horrible? But he is maybe a little too strong.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *The king (it's still hard to believe he really is) follows from Sweet's subtle cues, walking around. Every so often, he stops to just rest his feet for a few seconds, not having been able to move much other than sit and sulk in his cell.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- ...It's fine. Just speed up, will you? I'm only carrying you to make you go faster, so be my guide.
*His grip gentles just a tad, and he holds Sweet in the crook of his arm. He's very very warm.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *Evidently, King is fed up with this movement slowing him down (he already has to worry about being comparatively huge) because a few minutes in he goes and grabs Sweet with a grumble.*
♠️- Enough. Stay still, will you. Do I need to carry you? You're quite light.

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam //BRING THE BEHEMOTH HOME he's fine he's chill
♠️- Thank you.
*It's just diplomacy. Forming a temporary alliance while he gets his bearings, of course. And for food. Not out of softness for this... little creature.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam ♠️- You bake? Hmm, haven't had anything tasty in a bit..
*Sir that midsection says OTHERWISE- Anyway maybe playing nice wouldn't hurt, just for a free meal..*
♠️- Have you got room for two?

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam //augh and its like two different routes too they're usually not meant to be screwed over in the same route unless you go out of your way to suddenly turn evil in c2 cause like king is at leadt sorta right if you kill everyone yk so these Lightners said fuck both yall

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *He starts to walk again. His steps have more even weight distribution now, thanks to taking the cuff off, and he just sort of wanders with Sweet in tow. He has no idea where to go.*

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *He stares down in silence, then crouches, a low growl building in his chest. He nudges Sweet with one knuckle, which pushes em back a little.*
♠️- You... fine. Until I find someone else to hand you off to. They will not hurt you here.

[King Spade @SpadeCardKing]

@SugarAddispam *King is.. unaware of his being followed at first. Sweet is small, not very loud... but something feels off. Are the Lightners back? He turns quickly, lower mouth snarling, then freezes.*
♠️- ...What are you still here for. Go. Shoo.