Spade McBongsleeve

Roll your R's relatable.

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@FeehanKerryn @CherylHines

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@DaniGGerman Mick Nullen

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My ex told me that by far the worst thing about working at Starship was having to read the patient's names.

Poseidyn. Comptyn. Drayk.

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@Shaninblake999 Not now Shanin, there's a war going on.

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@daltonleepruitt Boomers be dongmaxxing

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@JosieMarcellino She's actually Slovenian. As in, take my slow, veiny hog in you.

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@PebblesHooper As a fellow socialite grifter, I thought you'd be a fan of hers. Truly, we contain multitudes.

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Does anyone else find hongi a bit on the nose?

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@daltonleepruitt Udders in. Genius.

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@PebblesHooper They're*

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@daltonleepruitt The horse shoe's on the other foot

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A new French girl at work pulled out an obnoxiously 80s looking Canon analog camera at a function, but fuck me for stereotyping people, right?

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Some days I wish I was dead.

Others, I'm a mini-therapy horse motorboating a casiotone in a children's hospital.

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I was never served Marie Kondo organically. Everything came from lift & shift memes. To this day Ive never been exposed to her genuine content. Sometimes that's the best way to enjoy someone: via proxy.

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@nycguidovoice This information conflicts with the recent assessment of Mick Mullens being a secret fascist.

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@proudbugman Dudes stay rockin'

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@PebblesHooper Suggesting a policy that benefits people other than include yourself? What does that sound like? Empathy? God forbid...

Though I spose Hitler advocated for blonde, blue-eyed Aryans...

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@daltonleepruitt It's a slippery slope to being a hydrocarbon-pilled microplasticmaxxing carnicocel.

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I was at this orgy one time and everyone had the usual fake, forgettable names. But let me tell you - ain't no one could forget Buggy, the Human Wetwipe.

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@PebblesHooper 'One small step for Woman, one giant setback for Humankind'.

Dm me first if you want any more of your tweets punched-up.