🍝 Mike

ain’t rootin, just tootin

[🍝 Mike @SpaghettiMike]

Chili is just beef cereal

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It was simpler times…

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@ashalecusan It wouldn’t be fair to the other contestants

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She finally did this year 🥲

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My mom didn’t post about me for national daughter’s day

do u think she hates me ?

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Not sure if I’ll ever have kids but I’ve had my grandma name picked out for years.

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@natahoochie Specifically the Teen-a Witch episode

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How do I tell this guy on Facebook that the Bible Belt doesn’t need anymore church plants and he can just move to Nashville if he wants to?

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Grateful for people who post bump updates because it’s becoming increasingly difficult to remember who is pregnant these days.

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I knew all of these fun facts because princess diaries was the first movie I had in DVD and I watched it every day, many times with the commentaries on.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

here's 7 fun facts on 'the princess diaries' in honor of the film's 23rd anniversary:

1) anne hathaway really slipped on the bleachers on the scene where she is overthinking about becoming a princess, it was so spontaneous that it remained on the film

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@ashalecusan I think her marketing team was behind the opening ceremonies? And there was a last minute emergency but everything turned out fine?

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Bought a cute black dress for an event and ended up wearing something else so now I’m just waiting for someone to drop dead so I can serve

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@natahoochie @ConcernedApe Literally just got it for PC about to have my life changed.

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I involuntarily fart quite a bit on my runs and after each one ill look behind me on the trail to make sure no one heard it.

Idk what I’m going to do someday when there’s actually someone behind me. You can’t unfart a fart that’s already been farted.

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Few people in my every day life are on Be Real.

So sometimes when I’m in an aesthetic situation I’ll just grab my phone and call out “it’s time to be real” and pretend like it just went off.

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Sorry if I replied to your Instagram story in a weird way tbh I was drunk again and that makes me unnecessarily social

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@jefemolina I’ve always said this

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@Spaghettimike2 @VastGG @MoistCr1TiKaL @StarforgePCs Leave me alone

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In iPhone news, my phone just randomly changed my background and lock screen photos and I’m very afraid.

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@nathanwpyle C for Chili & Cinnamon Rolls

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@ashalecusan Too real

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@jacnorwood I didn’t like that