Otto Malpense

Weird person with random interests, follow at your own risk.

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@katrinki05 Never had a problem with Aldi, but I tend to opt for Trader Joe's. Might depend on local pricing and what you're getting though.

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@Nationals Can we un-re-uniformulate?

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@UnderdogSpecial @stats_nats @AQ49XRewLJxV2bI @darrenrovell Max Scherzer's contract is one of the best examples of a massive contract working really well for both parties. If anything, it's an underpay for what he did for the Nats.

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@Malik4Play @Greg1756 Even if they do care about you, it's unhealthy for anyone's personal well-being.

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@georgebrownmem @herandrews Probably because unless the trains are at full capacity, it has next to zero impact on commuters. Not saying I'm going to cheer when people do it, but if the worst that it does is cause you emotional distress, that's a price I don't mind society paying.

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@matttomic I mean, I hope not but Corbin is already here so...

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@HStation1528 @ShrtlessWhitson @C0C0Corey @MLBMetrics Half a season is a long time to be hot.

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@Malik4Play 2017 I think

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@TheOnion It's true, I haven't enjoyed Nats baseball since the DH arrived.

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@Malik4Play We have the best National Parks system in the world. Diversity in some parts I suppose. I don't think a lot of other countries that can offer as wide a variety of competent ethnic food as some of the cities here can.

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@scubafries @mlbnflnbaepl @Alden_Gonzalez I vaguely remember reading that there was a clubhouse meeting and the players decided they didn't want him back. No idea how many of those players are still Dodgers though, or if new circumstances have changed any of that.

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@kak584 @carl_carson @KleinschmidtJD You may be thinking of Frisco, TX

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@carl_carson @KleinschmidtJD @kak584 Ideally say neither. Frisco is far far worse though.

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@matttomic Somewhat related I do kinda hate when people pay you a compliment and then say "no problem" when you say "thank you."

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@Abhinavmir @johnnyoxyde @kimberleeerose Plus people are often looking for answers with which they have stuff in common with others.

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@chall77 @SFGiantsMemer @JomboyMedia Whatever makes you happy 🤷‍♂️

Still, it's weird that I knew about Voit but not Fedde

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@chall77 @SFGiantsMemer @JomboyMedia I missed Fedde being non tendered and I'm more on top of stuff about the Nats than most fans are about their teams.

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@MushtaqBilalPhD @AnnaMeierPS I think students are often a bit more familiar with how extensive cheating is, and as such can be rather frustrated with the lack of consequences for those who they know are doing so. I know some people held an attitude of "if you can't beat them, join them" when I was studying.

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@katrinki05 Secrets that will go to my grave and to the Twitter feed of hundreds of thousands of strangers online

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@SleepyEEL @commesde While there are certainly conservatives in the area and neighborhoods that are more so than others, NoVa is decidedly not a Republican stronghold.