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I delete tweets to make your creeping easier. Creep me, it's OK.

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ENTJ likes walks on the beach and next semester, my love language is Python #boilerup #purdueforlife

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I kinda liked Stefani Germanotta's #SNL thing, but it was way better as a video when Brian did it in ninety-six.

#oldschool #MarilynManson #LadyGaga https://t.co/pNk3Rgu4TB

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Yeah, no, really. Don't buy from @OfficialSATeam. (<-- period)

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Probably shouldn't buy ANYTHING from @OfficialSATeam if you get something free. Bought a black face shield, got 4 confederate ones free. "Pay for 1, and we'll pay for the packing material - YOU'RE WELCOME!" No.

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The word, #ostentatious is an oxymoron, and "#oxymoron," itself, is a bit ostentatious. Blew my own mind. 🤔

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There are 0 notches on my bed post. The buckle on my canvas belt is plain. No tear tats. "No one likes a braggart." #looselipssinkships #mouthshut #headdown

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NEWS: Dr.#Fauci and the #CDC have declared it SAFE, nationwide, to turn right on red. Please continue to do so, and if you've been afraid before, START DOING IT NOW, for America's sake! #go!

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@J_Eliza_R Well, I watch most of it on mute, and I pause it strategically for about 90 seconds - 2 minutes, here and there.

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#fhs I was just bragging about you guys and your Roar video. Where's the link? It's a good video - don't make me look like a chump.

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How about a "public-service" ad?
"Voice so clear, you don't need to take off your mask!" ©

Please don't pull down your mask to use your phone in public! #COVID19

@Verizon @ATT @sprint

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We NEED this info, @patriotact - thanks. Please add footnote references like @AdamRuins Everything did for us.
#citeyoursource

#apaStyle, please.

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Just heard @DropkickMurphys "For Boston," at @Walmart

...awesome

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I love it when shower day, toothbrush day and clean-sheets day all fall on the same day! Favorite time of year! #blessed

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I'm going to start throwing haymakers if Hancock turns red and see you and your ENTIRE FAMILY wandering around the grocery store without masks, you #selfish, #ignorant, #inconsiderate #dangerous buttholes!
https://t.co/nqk1GjcGPX

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

In our new Health Advisory System map, the good news is that we have no purple or watch-list counties. The bad news is the virus is spreading significantly throughout this state.

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My zen garden is chicken bones. Current: #nessie

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If i wear a mask for 8 hours straight, why do I still get boogers? #COVID2019

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A man named Tyrel will cut my hair this time tomorrow out in the street. stay tuned for pics. Suck it #COVID19

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Dirty girl got hepa-COVID 20...
#stuffstudentssay

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Why am I pushing a car in the snow with @LiamEvans63? #whereismyshoe

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Dating a vegan in Findlay sure makes the, "where do you want to eat?" game a whole lot shorter.