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[samn @Spam_Jones]

Everyone got that one pillow that looks like a civil war bandage

[𝓢 ᥫ᭡. @LilMisssBoujee]

what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?

[samn @Spam_Jones]

He’s just like me fr

[Engadget @engadget]

The CPR dummy of the future can piss blood #CES2024 https://t.co/pZKcK6EXVT

[samn @Spam_Jones]

The real pandemic is laptops at the coffee shop

[alex @haneswhitetee]

Her: Jupiter must be the closest to earth it’s been since 1963, and won’t be this close for another 107 years if you think we are fucking

Jupiterr 🪐:

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Crimes of the Future (2022)

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This dog has a digestive issue so his family made him a chair so that he can actually eat 😭

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Do you like him be honest

[samn @Spam_Jones]

First date idea we witness man made horrors beyond our comprehension

[samn @Spam_Jones]

You call that a tuck in? I’m gonna be squirming around all night

[samn @Spam_Jones]

What if you see big bird and Barney slap boxing?

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Your queen died mine is telling me about the planner she just bought

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Girls be like “I want that fat boy!”

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Microdosing scarecrow’s nightmare toxin

[samn @Spam_Jones]

You’re seriously gonna bring this up right now? On man crush Monday?

[samn @Spam_Jones]

Being on my phone is like drugs for me

[samn @Spam_Jones]

My roommates chips taste incredible