𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉

Not slim, kinda shady. | blm • Ally

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

RM sent me this. Enjoy #DearEternalCompanion

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I am so broke, I am thiiis close to selling feet pics, I stg.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

Just in case you needed to feel better about your dating life, I am my crush’s wing woman.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

When does God decide to show a miracle or not?

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

No one in my life is also watching #TheTestaments. 🤯

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

“I’m always late.” Yeah, then don’t come. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

“Is she autistic or just from the south?” 💀

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

God, if my friend’s surgery goes well, I promise to roll my eyes a little less and be a lot more kind, thanks.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

Talked to a 36 year old man who said he didn’t know what he wanted in a relationship and just “went off vibes”. I hate it here.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

My sick voice is horrific.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I love that I gather people together, but I’m so glad everyone’s gone and I can just lounge in a T-shirt and g’s + have kindle time.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

Call me crazy, but I love cancelled plans. While you’re profusely apologizing, I’m already pants free and ordering food.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I hope you find your people. ♡︎

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

Wtf is in the water here? People are saying “I love you” after .2 seconds. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I’m 97% sure that my crush likes my best friend. To be fair, she’s f*cking fantastic and if they date he better worship the ground she walks on, but OOF. 😅

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

What’s the emotion between sad and happy? I’m whatever that is.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

You ever just look at your bank account and laugh?

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I’m so glad my sister found her person.

Selfishly, I’m glad they found each other because now I get to use his ad free Hulu & Disney+ bundle.

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

“I’m not ready to date.” Mother effer, why’re you on a DATING app then??

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

“My quarterbacks were very familiar with my balls.”

[𝐑𝐢𝐡𝐧𝐚 ͛ 🍉 @Spamthicc]

I have yet to watch Bridgerton, but I’m supposed to believe that Penelope pined over COLLIN? Lies you tell.