sam

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

you can tell disclosure day was directed by an 80 year old because its about how you can save the world by watching the news

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

I thought the sphere burned down and got so excited

[sam @SpamuelM]

The original book however contains an uncountably infinite number of Jests, of course.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

the book contains a finite, countable number of Jeffs. Ontologically not infinite

[sam @SpamuelM]

Wait if there’s Mao II that means…
Mao…

My man 😂🤝

[wise political commentator (derogatory) @b_n_d_l_e]

my understanding is that this is what category theory is these days

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[sam @SpamuelM]

@ryanhasbadtaste A table for thin mints

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Yes Gavin you do look remarkably similar to someone who murdered a homeless man

[cav empty @cavempty_]

in several studies they have found that eunuch advisors are equally likely to betray you as non-eunuch advisors yet the stigma remains

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

insisting upon this as a modernist masterpiece

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Yeah but what would Marge think about it?

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

Tell me about a Clavicular man. Muse, tell me how he wandered and was framemogged when he had jestergooned the holy frat of ASU

[sam buntz @SamBuntz]

James Joyce, Finnegans Wake (1939):

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Her cheeks were flushed red, like Cartman’s coat. Her eyes, a striking blue, like Cartman’s beanie

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

Being upset about unlicensed campfires in the winter is spiritually British

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

literary fiction today is like, “I suddenly
made a U turn. I didn’t know what I was doing. I pulled through the Sonic drive-thru window and ordered 11 cheeseburgers. I drove off without paying. In Mythologies, Roland Barthes says that the bourgeoisie are a joint-stock company,

[sam @SpamuelM]

@agitslop_ Have you read Schattenfroh? Bought a copy at my local used bookstore for 15 bucks but haven’t opened it yet.

[sam @SpamuelM]

@2oovy Chuds have the one joke about the number of genders. We get one mug-donut equivalence joke. Just the way of things.

[WOR$T GIRL IN ONTARIO @nickybruh23]

i love when these loser accidentally reveal that they are losers