SpangleyGarbage

Gamer, procrastinator, complainer.

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As a long time Final Fantasy fan I am so disappointed by how little I care about the new game… the summons look cool, but other than that it seems so generic and I have literally zero interest in the story. At least it saves me forking out £60 I guess!

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@ImMisterAl I am pleased that someone is showing the appropriate level of excitement about this.

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I wonder if people who go fishing catch as many old boots in real life as popular media has led me to believe.

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@Quiggybruhhhh Happy 2017!

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My Twitter account is a teenager. Good lord.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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3yr old: “mummy, if you were a tiny baby you wouldn’t talk… that would be magic!”

Cheers kid 😂

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Let's do another @TheRetroHQ Jaguar GD give away. Same rules as before - like, retweet and follow. As a bonus, If we get to 2k followers will offer a runner up prize of £100 store credit/gift card. Draw is 8PM GMT 1 week from today (23rd November). These are highly sought after!

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@ImMisterAl Sounds like an excellent use of your time, sir!

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Just got stopped in the street by someone who saw me on TV last night, feeling like a really shit celebrity right now 😂

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@ImMisterAl That would be telling! It was obviously something super highbrow.

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My 11yr old has a new friend over for the first time, as soon as they got here she said to her “don’t be embarrassed, but my mum’s a gamer”. What’s to be embarrassed about??

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How dare You usurp Squid Game!

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The Marvel Avengers game has a spider warning for arachnophobes?! Well that’s a first!

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What have they done to Bob the builder??

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Gotta check everyone gets home okay after a few too many cocktails! 📞 📞📞

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@Louisgordon878 I know! It’s a world gone topsy-turvy!

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As if I never knew that Bowling For Soup’s version of 1985 was actually a cover of an SR-71 song! I’ve been living a lie.

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My daughter is doing the washing up for apparently no reason… I’m scared.

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What do you call a pie on top of Barnsley Town Hall clock?

Summat to eight.

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@Jasyla_ Yoku’s island express. Pinball metroidvania where you play as a postman dung beetle. What’s not to love?!