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🇩🇴 Mcdonalds Connoisseur. 87% of my tweets are sarcasm. no starwars or harry potter slander allowed.

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MVG - DR Jersey - "De Lo Mio"

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Soon as the JD5 jokes got to the mlb they absolutely ruined it lmao that shit was been beat to death now

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Got a headache reading this. I am too old

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

cootermogging disguised as pedimaxxing. women are evolving at an alarming rate.

[advanced apathy @Tragedy_Andy]

You can tell who's trying to get on ESPN by whose pretending to like the pat mcafee album lmao

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@Jets3600 😂😂

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@ootunji69 Lmao having an awful season really crazy to see

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Lmao i truly don't think i've seen a worse chart that MF cold EVERYWHERE

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[De'Shay @DeShayFromVA]

“Wait, yall really have never met before? Korey, Internet. Internet, Korey.” 🤝

[goma @soigomaa]

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology

[paul williams @paulwillFGP]

Every time I’ve watch a camp clip, the DJ in the background playing pure bullshit 😭

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Pat McAfee has commented on his choice to be King Joffrey's cupbearer at yesterday's tourney, sending out a raven stating:

"Had a BLAST celebrating squires from across realm with the true king of Westeros yesterday."

McAfee is on the record, many times, stating he does not involve himself with Westerosi politics, despite consistently doing so

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

“I don’t care if you’re white, black, green, or purple” -someone who definitely cares that you’re black

[TickPick @TickPick]

🚨 Football Ticket Giveaway 🚨

Hooking up FOUR (4) random people with $150 in TickPick credit for this upcoming fall

To enter:

▫️Must follow @TickPick
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Enter by Thursday, August 20th at 4 pm ET

[Jibber Prevalia 🦆🕷🕸 @RealCraigT]

Trans women trying to play in the WNBA: 0

Weird dudes trying to play in the WNBA: 2

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@Schultz_Report Xbox

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

🚨🚨 I'm gifting 4 copies of Madden 27!

Rules:
1. Follow @Schultz_Report
2. Like and repost
3. Reply with your console

Good luck #Madden27 fans! 🎮🏈🏟️

[Sean W. Alcide @SeanWAlcide]

BS! Pete wanted to be here, Mets didn’t want him back.

the Mets badly wanted Diaz back and he chose to glaze and ring-chase in LA

there’s a huge difference in their departure. vastly different.

[Magneto’s Helmet @Alyricz]

The way I used to run this back over and over as a kid. Cinema.

This and supercop with Michelle yeoh my two favorite Jackie movies

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LMFAO

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jeff Bezos says being lazy, not working hard, is the root of anxiety, per FORTUNE

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

holy shit he beat the fuck outta him LMFAO