Mario Martinez

my dog thinks i’m so much cooler than you

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

by the way bad bunny reacted to the puerto rican garbage jokes i was convinced he was going to vote for trump. until he heard them say that lmao

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

when did jinya stop hiring asians, kyle just took my order for a spicy umami miso ramen and it felt wrong

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

she got two first names just like my mother

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Just when you think you've seen everything. 😂

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

If they banned tik tok how tf ima cook

[Sanchi🪐 @Sanchhiii]

On IG I play smash or pass whenever a barber friend posts a haircut they did on a guy

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

@SLNTPLNT see yall in houston!

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

forbidden lazy river

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

How Japanese sushi restaurants clean the dishes

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

a man’s at odds to know his mind cause his mind is all he has to know it with.

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

i don’t have an eating disorder; i just wasn’t meant to have a body

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

@Microsoft has won the video game wars

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

i sleepwalked in the crack of dawn to put on a record because it was raining and immediately went back to sleep

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

i love when someone tells me they gave up reading a book that i am reading because it was too hard, like awww buddy you can’t grasp big concepts 😥 how sad

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

this screams “hypersensitivity due to overconsumption of true crime content” to me idk

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Gotta say this really doesn't feel good to see

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

collusion is the word of the day
“secret agreement or cooperation especially for an illegal or deceitful purpose”

[Sanchi🪐 @Sanchhiii]

I’m still awake from a celsius I had back in April

[Mario Martinez @Spanishbiggie]

folding laundry is the type of shit i hate doing alone