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spankem & yankem. he/him.

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@shirtlessjoe94 @CarterNixon That podcast and stand-up stream being him watching other, funnier people rake in the dollars for him. Anyway, happy pride month.

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@v_c712 @ManneredReport @LG101400 It stored artifacts and visuals of krypton history in the crystals but I doubt it carried over a functional duolingo app.

I mean not that this matters anyway. He speaks the language five minutes into the original movie, so he learned it at some point after SG showing up.

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@ManneredReport @LG101400 the fuck is he gonna do, open a book?

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@cindy92691 @LASHYBILLS Hey y'know idk if you know this but just because people provoke you doesn't mean you should try to murder them. Hope that helps Cindy.

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@aaronjames619 @mickydHK @HunterBiden You're projecting. Happy pride month, lil pup.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Do you want me to hold your hand as I tell you Team X is from the comics and existed prior to the X-Men?

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@SupesBatsy @osnwboi Tf do you mean a tenth of the brands life

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@Real_CineSource I mean pal that's what happens when you say something so incredibly fuckstupid. Why are you pretending like this isn't the exact reaction you wanted?

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@nobleBojack @LG101400 Dog he looks like he rolled around in a junk drawer you can't be serious

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@pipocate @jayjjalen Killed by Hawkman who also solos your verse

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@criticalhitsTV @SamuraiDoggo @screenrant It's so funny that you claim someone's mind is rot when you're just spewing buzzwords like feminist and girlboss while being actively disproven by the franchise you're trying to claim never had female leads.

I'm glad stuff like this robs you of all the things you enjoy.

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@JamaalBailey6 @BasedCLC I mean if the reporting is she wasn't exactly good but got signed anyway, it's not exactly a huge leap in logic.

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@setroshan @theshinecomics My 65 year old dad knows who clayface is and he's never read a comic in his life. He watched the cartoon and saw me fight clayface in the game when I was young. I think it'll be okay. And if you don't know who clayface is, cool, heres a new horror movie from a top horror creator.

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@theshinecomics I think the characters are strong enough to do well on their own. If the budget were huge, maybe I'd agree because batman gets an audience in the door, but horror movies are pretty cheap to make and usually earn back their money, and clayface is cool. I see no problem in this.

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@theshinecomics Why wouldn't you want stories that are passion products from people who care about the characters as opposed to doing the same formula as Marvel has done for the last 20 years? Why make creators wait to do ideas they pitch? It's not like people don't know who Batman is lmao

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@TheEndIsHere84 @dambrose_k @DiscussingFilm It will probably do relatively fine at the box office since most horror films don't cost that much to make and will get a pretty easy return and profit.

But I'm sure people will say it failed expectations and make fake claims Snyder is coming back. It's a cycle at this point.

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@TheEndIsHere84 @dambrose_k @DiscussingFilm That's your problem. It's not always about building a universe or knowing who all of these people are. Sometimes standalone stories can just be standalone stories. Not every property needs gratuitous cameos or shoehorned post credits scenes. 🤷‍♂️

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@kidomaki_real Dog if this shit lives in your mind with every thing you see maybe you need to leave the house and get some more hobbies

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@IAmMitchScott @WrestleFeatures Dog, it's all ass