afka simon

a cursed individual, but an original

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

I’m just a creamy pb guy living in a crunchy pb world

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

If Indiana loses it’s on the committee

[CJ 🌞 @chrisburgh]

#TankForArch

[Amanda Vance @amandacvance]

The best Russell Wilson edit you’ve seen today

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son
The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come
And I'mma remain a soldier till the war is won

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

I am the stone that the builder refused
I am the visual, the inspiration
That made Lady sing the blues
I'm the spark that makes your idea bright
The same spark that lights the dark
So that you can know your left from your right

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

I’m speaking in Slavic accents to Serbian churches

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

You know Bilbo was strutting around the house in his mithril shirt like this

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

Babe I’m just breathing in x games mode

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

Top reubens
1. Free reuben
2. First reuben
3. Friday after work reuben
4. Lunch reuben
5. On the water reuben
6. Shower reuben
7. Tailgate reuben
8. Poker reuben
9. Ballpark reuben
10. One more reuben

[trevy @chillextremist]

Pipe down shawty you’re in the presence of an AMC stubs a-list member

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

You can either be hot with depression and anxiety or you can be a Disney adult. There is no in betwixed

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Toranaga from Shogun is an incredibly cool character for several reasons but mostly because he loves to disappear for a while and return in the sickest fit you've ever seen

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

How did doctors learn that little ‘turn your head to the side and cough’ trick? What do the balls do? Trying it out on the boys this weekend will update

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

Need somebody to give me a botched lobotomy and a cigarette asap

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

My girlfriend and her sister are having a conversation about how my feet “serve cunt”

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

@BudDupreeFan I just came a little

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

@MUpp23 I just wanted to let you know I’m drinking a White Russian rn. Thank you for the support you absolute milf

[afka simon @Spank_Daddy_]

I just want to order some milk at the bar is that so wrong