Spencer Brown

I'll have a royale with cheese

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

@maqbby @MaineTrackXC what is a Josh.

[MileSplit Northeast @MileSplit_NE]

Not only can Luke Laverdiere run he's pretty nasty at pong too #thingslearnedatxccamp

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

I ain't religious, but when I've got empty seats next to me on the plane I PRAY #whalewatching

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

@katehall2043 heyy

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

My mom just played the word "clits" in scrabble.. #troubledchildhood

[MileSplit Northeast @MileSplit_NE]

1:33.15 for Falmouth as they win the state meet, 59-56 over Scarborough #mestates

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

I just saw a commercial for Now 53.. How did it come to this?

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

Debbie decided that it would save a bit of money to fly to Istanbul before going home. I shit you not. Istanbul. 20 hours of travel on Mon.

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

Is it just me or should the past tense of "tweet" be "twat"?

[MileSplit Northeast @MileSplit_NE]

Greely looks gay early and Yarnouth

[dan kerts @dankertspls]

Sad stori

Ur mile tiem

Rt if u cryd

[Colin Tardiff @Colin_Tardiff]

I love you @SpankerBrown

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

When my mom asks if I still have homework after dinner I always have little enough that I could go get gelato, but too much to do the dishes

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week Last Year: Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar http://t.co/PA39HluhYK

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

@georgiabab should be a professional singer #showerthoughts

[Spencer Brown @SpankerBrown]

"Why do you want to go college?"

"To learn grammar."