This isn’t a hot take at all, just a fact. Big Marc Lil Hog 🐷 is going to win the league next year, and it won’t be close. That team has a very bright future and so does @Tarpsoffpodcast
@Tarpsoffpodcast@BigDaddiPizza Couldn’t agree more. Knob cheese??? No wonder my customers said your pizza tasty a little funky. None of them go to Big Daddis anymore, they are all pretty determined to visit at least twice a week for a good ole fashioned Spanking. Their fav? Our spicy double cheeseburger pizza
You’re a sellout, the only reason people stopped buying your pizza is because you substituted your pizza sauce for red Gatorade thinking no one would notice.
@Tarpsoffpodcast@BigDaddiPizza@Thefantasyguy94 Our customers look forward to ‘Spanky’s Christmas Special’ all year, let me know if your family would be interested in our turkey, cranberry sauce and mashed potato pizza! We also do free delivery on Christmas!
@hockeyFourLyfe@BigDaddiPizza Big Daddi Pizza reminds me of eating cardboard, or when I took a nibble of my granny’s knickers after leaving them in the freezer just a little too long. And every time I walk in there it smells like a rotten fart. #spankysgreasyzafactory
@Tarpsoffpodcast Torts puts on a tough look in the dressing room and at the press table but rumour is once he gets behind closed doors he asks his wife to spank him like he’s a four year old on a timeout. He famously coined the term “hurt me but make me feel safe” #oneofus
Join us for the Leafs-Jets game tonight, but only if you’re ready to see a spankin’!! This is the 3rd weekend in a row we are asking our patrons please do not bring your own paddles, canoe paddles will be provided.