Red legged Partridge

NieR, mi movida. Yoko Taro mi pastor
Persona humana con fecha de nacimiento. La familia de los faisanidos, lo mejor. Hago cosas. Alférez de charco. POLLOS.

[Red legged Partridge @Sparching]

La gente a mi alrededor siempre

[danganronpa 2025 @vivoenunhoyo]

@Sparching sergio te lo suplico te lo imploro no por favor no

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Every UK poll is

18 - 64: "We want nice things"

65+: "Fuck everybody"

[sarai ⊬ ⋆⋆ @28bandito]

De joven no era tan chill de cojones

[Mrs Millicent: Whimsy mode ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

I personally haven't called the fire brigade for 20 years either but I'm fairly certain its important to pay for it.

[Nooristic 🇵🇸🇪🇸🇫🇰 @nooristiccc]

You'll never get sentences like this on Bluesky

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[Patu Kasa 🌻 @SPatutu]

Poco agradecemos a la UE por la legislación de los alimentos

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

[RtrdMagnet @GarlicSniff3r]

dont even need to see the rest, i already won

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu vendo que a multa é em pesos argentinos

[PLOXY @MurPraxis]

I love how everytime i open Xitter, the first post on my For You feed is someone quote posting this and i get to Bop with it every time.

[tallulah bankhead @diandrasdiandra]

the way everytime it cuts, it picks up with her in the middle of the same dance move. she had choreography. how can anybody compare

[patrick @ggstoneforge]

i just wonder how many people were at the ground zero mall that day and saw these two weirdos lipsynching and dancing to nothing and then a few weeks later saw this and were like "oh my fucking god"

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

a friend of mine is a cannibal currently housed in SHU. he told me they put andrew tate in the unit next to him, so he screams at night just so tate can't get any sleep.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Andrew Tate said that he's being held in a solitary confinement next to cannibal who screams throughout the night and everyone is feeling sorry for the cannibal.

[luda 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌹 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[💜🌔❄️ @StellaNoxEclair]

1 in a billion miracle that this series got to exist at all

[Enemigos de España™ @Enemigos_Esp]

SORTEO SORTEO SORTEO ⭐⭐

Voy a sortear CINCO (5) papeleras Milei, minis de Trump y grips (a elegir entre trump, milei y netanyahu) 5 de cada uno. O sea 5 ganadores 🥳 que se llevaran las tres cosas cada unx

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[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[Einar the Insalubrious 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @wolveseatbieber]

*sniff*