Spare Tire Analyst

Insider to all things regarding The Spare Tire League! In no way affiliated with the Flat Tire League. #pounderforpresident

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@MaxBabcock11 @StochlWyatt The terms of the fight were already set. If you are not present it will he considered a loss and your reputation as a quivering pussy will live on.

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Spare Tire League Update: Horsecock Sr. “Wyatt Stochl” has challenged Deathblade “Max Babcock” to a fight. The fight is set for 5 o clock in Iowa City. TUNE IN!!!

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Quotes from the anonymous victim “Ryan’s a fucking perv. He’s done this before when he was younger.”

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Update: Ryan “Randy” Anderson suspended indefinitely after sexual assault allegations from another bowler. #prayforclark #1seed

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@redteam

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@Aden_Zwanziger @StochlWyatt First time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

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Life’s easy when you put the fear of god in your enemy @Aden_Zwanziger

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@NHSavages Fuck off maybe?

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Can I pet that dog???

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Live shot of Evan “Champ” Rosonke

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People who listen to slow country music while lifting.

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The champ is still killing people to this day. #getfuckedmate

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@OneTribe11 @zonk_18 If you ever...EVER...make a remark about the champ like that again...The entire STL will find you and shove a bowling pin down your throat.

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Me right now

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“I’m in love with Evan Rosonke and I’m not afraid to say it” - Buttpounder and Horsecock sr.

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Evan “Horsecock Jr.” Rosonke hizot and rizzle into the semi fizzinals. 🦍

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Honestly, threw up this morning thinking about people disrespecting the troops.

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lol imagine being 18 right now #pussies