Allison Kinzelman

Meddling kid

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

Good advice: do not try to lift a cast iron Dutch oven one handed with your bad wrist.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

Bread with things inside of it is one of the best genres of food.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

Things I love doing in Mass Effect 2: Bringing Legion places you probably should not be bringing Geth.

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Today's pet peeve: cutscenes in games that imply you lost a battle when you clearly won. Like, I just defeated you without taking any damage, what is this nonsense?

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@factofthemattr Definitely. Maybe more than $100 per neighbor if it's before eight.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

I propose a new rule: if you start using a leaf blower (or any other tool that is loud enough that you choose to use ear protection while using it) at 8 in the morning, you owe each of your neighbors $100

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Playing #Spiritfarer and I would die for this frog man.

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The true joy of cooking for others is that you can pick the bits you don't enjoy and make them do them in exchange for food.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

Current quarantine activity: attempting to make versions of food truck meals I miss.

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Given the current situation, I'm running out of excuses to not watch One Piece.

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@EvanBenner If you still need them, I can send you my friend code. Especially if you can give me apples.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

The feeling of no longer having a headache after several hours of pain is one of those things that I feel I don't appreciate enough until I'm actively experiencing it.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

C'mon google. I just want to see a good, visual list of poisonous mushrooms. How else am I supposed to design weird fantasy fungi??

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✨GIVEAWAY!✨

To celebrate the final day of this campaign, and thank you all for your support, I am giving away a Black Emerald set!

RT & 💖 once to enter! Giveaway ends at 12/8 @ 11:59 PDT!

https://t.co/Dgf8C6a2in

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

Sleep and I just don't seem to be on the same page this week.

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I regret not making tea to bring to work this morning.

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This might be the most tense d&d session I've ever been a part of.

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On the one hand, I respect the realistic roller coaster restrictions in Planet Coaster. On the other hand, maybe I WANT to make a roller coaster that is just the best bits (the upside down ones)

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

A summary of today's mood: rapidly cycling between For Just One Day Let's Only Think About Love from Steven Universe and Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish.

[Allison Kinzelman @SparkleDuchess]

"Oh lawd he loopin'"