Emily 🕷️

Known Aliases: Sparkle Spider, Daughter of Iris; Local Dancing Queen, only 20; A Local Queen; Archangel; Wednesday; Waterloo; Judas; Myrrhder; She/They

[a @vlezvs]

yesss and amanda seyfried and colin firth and christine baranski and more should be there and they should film in greece and they should have ouzo on set and they should hire another director and they should make it a musical and it should be a sequel to a preexisting franchise

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Realest to ever do it

[edith !!!! 🏳️‍⚧️👹🐧 @ruggyscruggy]

stupid fucking mcdonalds that makes baked potatoes not mcdonalds french fries.

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

The lord was nowhere near this damn school

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

Props to everyone who boycotted Gal Gadot’s Snow White! 👏

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Misspelling Department of Education while bragging about removing it is peak MAGA. 😂

[✰ @joyfemmes]

WAIT

[ani ❥ @pascaldaviss]

“but he’s too old for you?”

me:

[JK @jkdrooling]

Best glambot of all time - Anya Taylor Joy. She doesn’t blink, doesn’t flinch, looks straight dead ass in the camera and never loses it.

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

lol I’ve never heard a single song

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Something you say when you're very familiar with the story of david and goliath

[ؘ @roanfiles]

“Boys in my high school would call gay people clowns, so I started doing white makeup because I was like: If you’re gonna call me a clown, then I’m going to be the best clown you’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be undeniable that I’m gay and there’s nothing wrong with that.” 🩷

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“couple times? are there easter eggs in there you didn’t get the first time?” is kinda the line reading of all time

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"Americans like Private Insurance"?