the ultimate player

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My favorite Beatles song is Work (feat. Drake)

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Is that the hill I’m willing to die on? Only if an NFL player Hits The Griddy on my grave….Then and only then I shall die on that hill!

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Is this horny or is it just me

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god fucking dam i love chromatica

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Steely Dan at Skip’s hotdogs is a voibe

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Up until my dad saw this recently I think he thought he invented this type of glass

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what else is there? don't say reddit

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pretty sure I surf the web like an oldhead..I check the verge like 60 times a day because it's the only site i use other than facebook but i genuinely hate 99% of the shit they write about

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I know I need a wardrobe update when I’m exclusively wearing sports shirts that have been gifted to me either by my mom-in-law or via T-shirt guns

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WHATttt the fuck

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I’m here to say I support @LilJon’s transition into voiceover

[the ultimate player @SparklesOrelce]

I’m here to say I support @LilJon’s transition into voiceover

[the ultimate player @SparklesOrelce]

@TheTumboy Bless you. America’s colors look tacky!!

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@TheTumboy take note this is coming from me tuning in for the first time this year from a ponko chicken so my opinion definitely sucks

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@TheTumboy Is it me or is that little dance the gymnasts do in between the flips seem like the biggest after thought

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@pashleyrincess Sounds like you got played by the player! For life! 👨‍👩‍👧

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the ultimate player just made a tweet….would you like push notifications every time the player tweets?

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And then told me the only reason I liked them was because I probably thought Hayley Williams was hot 🤬🙄🤔

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Trying to introduce my dad to paramore was embarrassing for him because 1. “It’s not for me” 2. “It’s too pop unlike Billie Eilish”…Fuckin yikes 🤣

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Bug MD says I have bugs disease