Bob McSparkle

King of the Friendzone
Unintentional Defender of My Virginity
Slayer of Shitty Trends

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

Is it OK to put Old Bay on pizza?

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@JoeyMulinaro *and Joey Nero

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@Will_M_MacKay @OriolesFanProbz Great job, you jinxed him.

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@Mikaela_Pascal Tell Jack to tell his candy-ass team to stop stealing B-more's money. Go O's!

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@OriolesFanProbz I put $1.33 on them to play the Marlins in the Classic. If it pans out, college is taken care of.

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@TimeLord_mk @KingofNerdsTBS @curtisisbooger @Gangofwolves2 @Xanderrific @K80Bot @TheJWittz Loved that show! Your elimination had me facedown on my carpet, I was so distraught. I really miss it.

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@k_walnation3 @JoeyMulinaro Yeah; he had the intonation and rhythm though.

[Zach Banner @ZBNFL]

We must hold each other accountable.
We must STAND up and for one another.
We must keep our focus on the movement at hand.

We need a coalition to create change. That's what this is about. To my NFL brothers, join me. To the Jewish community, thank you for your support. ✊🏾 #BLM

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@JWGuise @IslesGirl3 I'm actually a Penguins fan and went to the Caps-Sharks game this year (yes, THAT one) and the arena was popping from the gitgo.

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@Pat52542670 @IslesGirl3 They are definitely loud and should be in the Top 10. The chants are nothing original but you can't say that they aren't energetic.

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

This is a perfect example of NFL thinking in a nutshell. Players can go engage in a full contact game and do it safely. However, it is deemed unsafe for them to exchange jerseys after said game. 😂🤣😂

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@DaPinkGuy98 @Mikaela_Pascal I'd guess she ditched FBE for all the shit that has been happening.

[Michael Sykes, II @MikeDSykes]

Fellas, is it gay to go to school?

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@TwoFirstNamesCB 4,5, last 50 minutes of 1,2,3,6,7,8,9

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@CCTNews Haha,"tyranny of the majority". Doesn't that mean that she hates democracy since the majority determine which side wins a particular vote?

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@lowekey49 @J42766 @RapSheet What kind of person has to go on Twitter and call someone a "pussy" because a sports team is changing their name? A child, that's who.

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@Brittcuadra Of action as a response. 2. Are you actually going to get rid of Rafi and Benny or just give them a slap on the wrist for this?

[Bob McSparkle @Sparkley_Boo]

@Brittcuadra 1. How are you going to approach this going forward with the company? After all, this is obviously something that parents who have children and teenage reactors are going to see if they haven't already. He's going to have plenty of time with this, so he should have actual courses

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@oliviaa_whitee F. He didn't even try to photoshop Fauci and others' faces in the picture to make it a proper meme.

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@Josh_Ejk #ifyouknowyouknow

[Jillian Fisher @FisherJillian]

BREAKING: Gaetz doesn’t understand the 1st Amendment