Sparkworm

Note: I am not associated with worms or anything they have done.

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Inventing a new kind of rape that isn't consensual.

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Inventing a new kind of humor that isn't funny.

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@pisslungs Hey, me and your friends are gay and retarded. You've been posting some really okay stuff and we just want to make sure you're concerned.

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@Kipkip7000 Keep me posted

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@NuggerSlayer666 @SupremeColonise Your entrails will see the outside world. Every tendon inside of you will be snapped, every bone fractured, and every appendage twisted off. I will tread upon your mangled body in triumph, covering myself in your blood. I will tear your throat out and hold it to the sky.

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@NuggerSlayer666 @SupremeColonise Your entrails will see the outside world. Every tendon inside of you will be snapped, every bone fractured, and every appendage twisted off. I will tread upon your mangled body in triumph, covering myself in your blood. I will tear your throat out and hold it to the sky.

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@NuggerSlayer666 @SupremeColonise I feel like I could physically destroy you.

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Nobody can commit suicide for you. Take comfort in your unique position.

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@hormeze Inside of you there are two quaalude pills...

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The laughing cow stopped laughing when she learned of my existence, and she won't got back to laughing until my heart stops beating.

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I've never made a mitake.

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Can't believe they made a chart about my exact worldview. I feel so special. And it looks like a cute little flower! The world is a beautiful place.

[Radical Jesus 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @RadicalJesus44]

Capitalism is a plague upon humanity. It's time to abolish it.

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@AmanitaVirosa2 AFFIRM

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@Kipkip7000 Yeah, I call it the "Third World", but apparently the PC term is "developing country".

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If you ever think your timeline can't get any worse, just remember I draft 3x as much as I tweet.

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My favorite example of a Begging The Question Fallacy is "believe victims" but I should probably come up with a backup example if I ever want to explain it in a non-socially-suicidal sort of way.

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@Beer_Pisser That's insane you freak

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@AmanitaVirosa2 CIA lis...tening

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sooo, uhh idk if you know this, but saying "you should educate yourself" is ablist as fuck. not cool.

[Tony Gott @TonyGott91]

@Li33aaa So Down syndrome children aren’t “healthy”? You should educate yourself. Disgusting.

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@9iami9 It is a product of delirium. I thought it was really funny at 2am and only just realized it makes no sense.

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Just got a stone. There's no way people are fitting birds in these.