Justin Morris

Just a pretty neat guy.

[yoaquim @yqboom]

- $0 in debt
- shredded as fuck
- perfect mental health
- ideal sleep schedule
- in-house chef
- no alcohol or drugs

this was our peak, we were 8

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

My neighbor just got arrested for growing weed.

I guess my property line wasn't where I thought it was.

[Matchsticks & Gasoline @MatchsticksCGY]

I absolutely hate the Oilers did a number of very solid moves today. Impressive work by their management team.

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@Justinhiscock84 @miketgould I now understand, thanks!

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

If Mexico wins the World Cup the hand out tacos. If Germany wins the World club they hand out beer. If Sweden wins the World Cup they hand out meatballs. I decided I will be rooting for Columbia

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@VinnysCorner1 Colin Kaepernick

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@TheBackPage @arielhelwani "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - I believe this quote came from Chael P. Sonnen. Free spreach brother!

[Elliotte Friesman @FriesHNIC]

Oilers to hire Jeffrey Dahmer and OJ Simpson as assistant coaches

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@Albertan_1905 What are your sources saying about the Flames trade today? As the eyes & ears of the greatest NHL team in history how does this play out? What are your people hearing?

[MMA FIXED @MMAFIXED]

Herb's got his priorities.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

hearing reports that mike babcock celebrated his clearance by the NHL by hitting matt savoie in the face with a hammer

[44 DAYS TILL EMPEROR GARRY IS CHAMP @KonaMMA_]

My grandfather had Chael

My father had McGregor

I have Josh Hokit

[TrevorNeufeld @Trevor_Neufeld]

This Stanley Cup Final has been such a treat so far. Close games, lots of scoring, tons of hits, no Oilers.

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@FlamesNation Start Bertuzzi
Bench Nolan
Cut Amonte - how many games did he go without a goal for the Flames?

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@FlamesNation Less scoring

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I see why @NateDiaz209 didn’t take the fight lol.

Anyway here’s to when I get my hands on you, you lanky streak of piss.

#TrilogyAndIGonnaNeedMyMoney

[MMA Roasted @MMARoasted]

Yet when I finish in 17 seconds, all I get is a blank stare. #RondaVsGina

[Logan Gordon @Fan960Logan]

No comment is kind of what got you in this mess...

[Justin Morris @Sparky9er]

@CraigBaird Keep doing what you are doing! Loved your medicine hat column the other day!