Joe DeWitt ⚡️

Electrician. Sound Engineer. Gun enthusiast. Show me what those memes look like 😏

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

We have one. It's faggots.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

They can’t bury the Epstein Files under the rubble of Iran.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

"No matter whom you vote for, you always wind up getting John McCain."

- Thomas E. Woods

[Emily Saves America @emilysavesusa]

Verizon Plan: $65 Unlimited

Your Verizon Bill: $223.85

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

WE JUST KICKED YOUR F****** A**

[Joe DeWitt ⚡️ @SparkyJoe82]

@Kyle_C137 I’ve had mine for a year now, I’m pretty happy with it

[Samurai Apocalypse @HeatherIsUnsane]

Please don’t “drop the mic.”

Sincerely,
An Audio Tech

[Kelsey Conway @KelseyLConway]

A true act of genoristy and compassion in the darkest of times.

Here is the story behind how #Bengals head coach Zac Taylor stepped in and helped when @ByJayMorrison tragically lost his wife, Nicki, in December:

https://t.co/lxQBmAcrQL

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Every. Time.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

I've been freebasing the Epstein files and I'm schizo now.

Here am I just a dumb normie paying taxes while these freaks run the world.

New Dumpster Fire premieres at 9pm ET/8pm CT.

https://t.co/vC2IOPGb7Z

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I voted against the rule to bring this omnibus forward for a vote.

Here is a breakdown of some of the most ridiculous items included in the omnibus, and some America First items that were not. I offered amendments to correct these errors—all of which were blocked or refused🧵:

[pusherman @pushermanOnX]

@RepThomasMassie At this point, the federal budget is just a recurring Netflix subscription we all keep trying to cancel but can't find the login for.

[K . @yuluuvmy]

50 cent reminds me that I’m really not doing enough to people who got me fucked up!!

[Mo Egger @MoEgger]

Al Gol*en’s group has failed in every big moment.