Sparky

Knitter, Cat Lady and learner of All of the Things.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

G’night, folks.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

Canada Stands With Ukraine. 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

God Fucking Damn It.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#BREAKING: PCs win third successive majority in Ontario
https://t.co/RoaieB33Oe

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

Honestly this account is the only reason I still use twitter.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We didn't think carrots were a food that could be slurped, but Salem has proven us wrong. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We didn't think carrots were a food that could be slurped, but Salem has proven us wrong. 13/10

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

@TeamUfYH Will you be posting on insta again? I’m going to delete this too, but I don’t want a new social media distraction…

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

It’s NOVEMBER.

In CANADA.

Thunderstorms and possible tornadoes? What the hell!?!

[Instant Weather Ontario ⚡️ @IWeatherON]

#ONStorm #ONwx 💨 DAMAGING WINDS POSSIBLE

10:17 PM - Sunday, November 10, 2024

Very intense pocket of wind gusts being picked up near Elora tracking to the northeast towards Fergus.

Radar is indicating that wind gusts could be reaching 100km/h.

Environment Canada has a Severe Thunderstorm Warning in effect - please seek shelter.

Join us live: https://t.co/PlwJ340YJa

- Brennen

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

I know I shouldn’t call it until it’s over, and I’m clinging to the hope of “too close to call”, but… man, I don’t even know.

I’m going to bed.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

It’s election day in the US, hereby dubbed “apocalypse Eve”.

Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for the 4 horsemen.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

I have ground my teeth so badly the dentist needs to repair 3 fillings, and it’s caused my bottom teeth to shift/flare out. I need Invisaligns, which are essentially braces for grownups, because of stress.

2024 can fuck right off.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

News from the North! @BrandonCopicWx @VinceWaelti @ReedTimmerUSA @ryanhallyall

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

Some nights, all you have is rage.

Silent, insidious rage that sits on you like a cinder block. Nothing can be done or changed or made better. It just is.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

@hankgreen Hank Green, king of Dad jokes.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

This is your annual reminder that if you find someone putting drugs in your kids Halloween candy, let me know where so I can squeeze my fat ass into a costume and go trick or treating.

Seriously, drugs are expensive and I’m a witch on a budget.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

@Kane_Wolfe92 Love isn’t always on time… oh woah woah…

(Showing my age a little, but worth it.)

[OPP East Region @OPP_ER]

#OttawaOPP are asking for the public's assistance in trying to locate this dog. He was last seen on September 16th by #Hwy417 and Panmure Rd. The dogs owner was in a collision, and the dog took off scared. So far, all efforts to locate the dog have been unsuccessful. The dog is described as a being a male, black lab mix with a curly coat. He is two years old and was wearing a red harness with a pineapple collar. If located, you can either contact the #OPP at 1-888-310-1122 and reference case number E241241359 or contact the @cedarviewvet at 613-825-5001 and they will contact the owner. Please RT and share. Thanks! ^mf

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

I have been making gnocchi wrong my entire adult life. Tonight I did it right, and feel like an actual grownup.

I CAN COOK!! And I’ve found my signature dish - herbed gnocchi with roasted cherry tomatoes and balsamic vinaigrette.

You can applaud me now.

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

She is going to wipe Israel off the map in 2 years! You couldn’t build a shitty wall in 4 years you fuckwit!

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Sparky @SparkyintheSnow]

… is David Muller doing investigative reporting right now? He has his breaking news voice on. I can hear the vein throbbing in his neck!