#1 Steve Albini Apologist

Those who find discomfort in your goals of liberation will be issued no apology

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

I'm on bkuesky now, follow me. Still trying to find all my mutuals

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Why did they spend time making this?

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Has anyone else seen this dumbass feature YouTube is testing out? You can basically sort your recommendations by 'Red', 'Green', or 'Blue' which is just based on the colors of the thumbnails

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

@Dick_Butte A little too dark and cynical for me. And I love dark shit but idk this one just feels crude

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

@nodumper https://t.co/JfR4NeG9T7 just for that part

[Jacob 🦅 🪷 @PReotardo]

let me introduce you to the average british columnist, giles coren

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

One thing that's gotta really suck for deaf people is how a huge portion of the short-form content on YouTube and IG has completely incorrect captions baked into the middle of the video

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

If they gave out awards to contributors to Maoist Standard English you'd have to give top honors to whoever came up with Klanada

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Just got an incredibly funny win

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

My honest reaction to that information:

[🎭 @deepfates]

The primal reaction to this implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of sentient maneating plants

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

If the bartender tries flaming an orange zest or some shit over my drink I'm not tipping. That stupid shit doesn't impress me I'm not a soccer mom at a hibachi grill

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

@oohweehuman They want to be The Onion so bad and they'll never write a headline 1/100th as funny as "Gay Retard Teased"

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Statistically there's gotta be at least one person out there whose all-time favorite movie is Delgo

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

They should make acid that only lasts for like 2 hours

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

@nowhesobs @postingwhilegay Yeah it was really sad he died in his home after being crushed by a falling pile of meth and child porn

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Probably a bad sign for our democracy when half of our local news sites are propped up by Taboola clickbait ads that imply Chumlee died

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

@rhpMike @yashar I guarantee you they don't get this mad seeing a 29-year-old unmarried childless man

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Woman: I was just kinda being lazy and chilling this weekend
Most normal Babylon Bee employee: We need to start raping women

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Men need to start bonking women on the head and dragging them back to their caves again

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

Anyone else think depression is lowkey hilarious like yeah I'm just gonna fall asleep at 8pm and not even turn off the lights bc I don't have the energy like that's funny as fuck lmao

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

But hey if you're a childless unmarried woman feeling a little unhappy, maybe give this Joel Berry guy a chance. I'm sure he'd be a loving, understanding partner and a great father to your children!

[#1 Steve Albini Apologist @SparrowEnjoyer]

The contempt these people have for unmarried childless independent women is pretty easily understood when you remember that they literally just view women as baby incubators that can clean the house and make them a sandwich