Spartachris

Lizard King, Jaws finatic, dirty liberal.

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@taskmaster @AlexHorne I’ve had a difficult decade. Chronic illness, multiple surgeries, divorce, long covid, and a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is the state of my country. I just want to say thank you all for consistently bringing me joy and laughter thru all of it.

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Hey, @TheDivisionGame are you guys ever planning to fix the Meet Birdie glitch so people can finish that side mission once and for all?

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Hey, @LinusTech you haven’t used “$5000” in the title of one of your videos in at least five minutes. Oh. Wait. There it is.

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Hey @LinusTech it’s been 24 hours since you posted a video with $5000 in the title.

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Hey, @fedex after delivering all my pkgs for 4+ years to my neighbor’s door, you finally got one right. And the driver leaned it against my storm door which opens out, so I had to knock it over when opening the door to get it. Do better.

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Here’s the thing @FedEx I’ve been at this address for close to 5 years and in that time you’ve delivered EVERY ONE of my pkgs to my neighbor’s door. I’ve called multiple times. I’ve been reassured over and over it’s not going to happen again. Guess what? Just did. Do better.

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@IDWPublishing Green Arrow: The Longbow Hunters Artist’s Edition. Just throwing that out there.

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@hotpockets bring back the cheesy garlic pasta bake. There’s literally never been a better hot pocket. It’s time.

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Hey @netflix your new interface is shockingly awful. You know it. We know it. The least you could do is offer some customization options in settings. You won’t, but you should. You’ll surely raise sub rates again tho. #netflix #netflixandill.

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Hey, @netflix your new interface is trash. Don’t pretend you don’t know.

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@billieedition A.I.

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@ThatKevinSmith I’m replaying a fav video game, Ghost of Tsushima. There’s a neat combat mechanic where you trigger a standoff, & your character says things like, “Come fight me,” or “Send your best warrior.” But I always say the same thing out loud without fail:

“Let us fuck.”

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I’ve been enjoying the Middle Aged Dad Band’s content for a while now, but they posted this puppy a week or two ago, and I’ve watched it probably 8 or 10 times since then.

This fuckin’ smokes.
#MiddleAgedDadJamBand

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The movie Deep Blue Sea is often referred to as the second best shark movie after Jaws.
It is not. It is in fact, complete garbage. COMPLETE. GARBAGE. The Shallows. Open Water. The Reef. These are good shark movies.

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@KimEGoldman 💙

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Win a Fluance RT81+ Turntable - celbrating 25 years of audio excellence #giveaway #win #fluance https://t.co/iFRVGSvJ45

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I used to work customer service for DirecTV, and I once took a call from a man named Johnny Hammer. “Call me Jack,” he said.

#TrueStory

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Crossover event. #americanmovie #MarkBorchardt

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@_claypot I used to work in customer service and I once took a call from a man named Johnny Hammer. “Call me Jack,” he said. True story.

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@ManFirestorm I love that original Captain Canuck run. It’s where I discovered Freeman. I always felt like he deserved to break so much bigger stateside.