Spartan 1337

One of the UNSC's SPARTAN-II and one of strongests warriors in space. Currently running presidential career for 2560 elections, #vote1337. (PARODY OF PARODY)

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2k17. I still rock more than anyone else.

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Don't vote Donald Trump, don't vote Hillary, vote ME. I'll build a wall and make Covenant pay for it.

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Holy sh*t is 2016. Won't ya guys change to Pokémon Go, DoTA or some other crap like that?

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Holy sh*t is 2016. Won't ya guys change to Pokémon Go, DoTA or some other crap like that?

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@_Cortana is this you?

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Alive.

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Happy Tweet 500! @Spartan1337_ #vote1337

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The following will be the largest Tweet Firefox can render. (Chrome won't). That sh*t will be my tweet 500.

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@james128halo Just let it happen. I'm not likely to plan these things.

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@james128halo Why just one when you can have all of them? I'd fall from all worlds in all games in the whole world.

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@james128halo I could be an easter egg in that game.

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Portal + Halo would be a fucking awesome crossover.

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Yeah I always wanted to be a companion cube.

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@Spartan1337_ Maybe a companion cube for Portal 3, a Tetris tetrimino, a Super Mario Goomba, or a LoL minion.

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If presidential career fails, as being a character in Halo failed already, I may think into finding other games to conquer.

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One day less to be President. #vote1337

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@ONIHalsey Would it be so difficult to integrate Twitter on my "extremely advanced" exoskeleton? Google did it CENTURIES ago.

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@ONI_SerinOsman HAHAHAHAHAHAH go check my TL.
We should think of a collective demand for that terrible data coverage in space.

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Remember: you can go as high as you want in this world, but you'll never get as high as my ego. #1337Word