Martin

Software Engineer. Halo. SciFi. Beer. Thoughts are my own. Clippers. Dodgers. Barça. He/Him

[Martin @SpartanOoof]

My Threads: see replies

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Because every 2 and 4 years we give republicans control of the government

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Landlords like to act as if they’re simply receiving compensation for a service when the reality is that they’re hoarding a basic need and profiting off of functional extortion - giving you an option between paying them or living on the street and pretending they’re benevolent.

[Martin @SpartanOoof]

@TheAudioKing @BoltUpYo @chargers Herby been making people miss lately.

[Di'Rico L. Baker @DiRico_Rants]

I'm 100% convinced that the bulk of MAGA grievances are that they just genuinely do not know how anything works, so they get mad at the people who do.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Thinking that this guy is smart:

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

This isn't unique to the Harris campaign.

The Trump campaign has already been featured in numerous video games from Wolfenstein to Call of Duty WW2.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Puerto Rico has more people than 18 states. Time for statehood so they can have 4 reps and 2 senators.

[Martin @SpartanOoof]

AMZN shareholders really need to oust Jassy.

[wifi 😇 @innocentemoji]

ever notice that the states nobody lives in are the red ones

[😼 @dutchessprim]

But he didn’t intervene at Uvalde?

Your god sucks.

[Ant 💀 FINAL EDITS For My Novel @AGramuglia]

None of them were attacked by someone on the left.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez:

“If we defend international law in Ukraine, then we must defend international law in Gaza.”

“We must end the policy of double standards.”

[penniless wise @BougieClarkKent]

white women after voting against their interests

[papa serf: food repairman @chairman_maiow]

Sorry we can't possibly house the homeless, we have to build fake cities for police to practice killing you. I'm sure you understand.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

We played a protest AGAINST the convention. You guys are so stupid.

[Mike Figueredo @HumanistReport]

Man responsible for the slaughter of 186,000 people condemns violence.

[Pxie @pxielovee]

This is hilarious because the first time he won Democrats didn’t do this, meanwhile when Biden won Republicans literally lead an insurrection.