Olivia Sparks

B.A., M.A., J.D. student, CIII horticulture/agriculture, architecture, finance, interior decorating, personal development, NLP and LOA.

[Olivia Sparks @SparxSnarx]

Starting to think the Mandela effect is a psyop. Kit-kat 100% had a hyphen. Born in the USA always had a bandanna. The fuck is going on.

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Sean Bean is a cvnt in many movies but in Lord of the Rings he balances that account

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Libraries are the community garden for your brain

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Gen x have low online presence, we've been studying survival since birth, we step up without being asked and we receive no reward. We are the In case of emergency break glass generation and we were raised on Terminator. We are the sleeper cell you never knew you needed.

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He reminds me of the recipe for marmalade ham.

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Just discovered we now have AI dark country bands. It's too much shifting sands these days, I'm way too old to be dealing with fake music. I was already emotionally damaged from learning about fake grass. What a time to be alive.

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@honeymoon250 2009. It was around May or June.

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@RitaPanahi Picking up her phone to google "difference between gross and net"

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This is clearly a morally broken world. It is no longer possible to pretend it isn't.

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Disappointed on zooming in to find that this wasn't the Lunar Year of Ghostbusters.

#HappyLunarNewYear
#YearOfTheHorse
#GoogleDoodle #ghostbusters

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Accidentally ate some hot chili crisp on several slices of fresh chili and was immediately put in mind of that time I thought I could do childbirth "as nature intended".

[Horse @TheFlowHorse]

Wow this is the coolest thing I have seen this year.

[♠️ @ayzorla]

“male loneliness epidemic” outside of twitter

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@Wisdom_HQ Definitely.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇦🇺 Australia is currently the hottest place on earth... by far

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@honeymoon250 I've done all 20. But I'm old.

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Reckon my hands are cold enough that I could wear that ring my first bf gave me again. #victorianweather

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You'd think a woman my age would have given up by now. Lost all hope. But no. I still hope that someday, someday, I too will have the noodle dream.

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@HorrorGorl Bambi.

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Just saw a guy refer to certain women as "bearwives," and like, i know he *meant* it as an insult, but that's dope af