Spastic Jeff

I say stuff that is meant to be interpreted on a spiritual, philosophical and molecular level.

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Why cry when you can die #batman

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If my arm pit was my head and my arm pit hair was my hair, I would have an afro #winter

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If my arm pit was my head and my arm pit hair was my hair, I would have an afro #winter

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I tweet stuff to release retarded energy #philosophical

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when we smell flowers, do they smell us...

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when we smell flowers, do they smell us...

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Gingers are like human versions of rare Pokemon #gottacatchemall

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Gingers are like human versions of rare Pokemon #gottacatchemall

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If feminists could read the minds of men, i wonder how long it would take for society to collapse

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If feminists could read the minds of men, i wonder how long it would take for society to collapse

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the earths pimples are volcanos #creamthatshit

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If I'm my mums daughter, my sisters brother & my grandpa's niece, how old am i? #timetravel #astrocat

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I got 99 prlobems but dyslexia isn't two
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