Spatchy Spatch

Married to the most incredible woman on earth, @spentcrayon. The views here are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.

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#momentomori #unnusannus

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Genocide. He's admitting. To. Genocide

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🚨 BREAKING:

​Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu:

​“Between the sea and the Jordan River, there is no room for two states.”

​Yes, you guessed it right, there is no room for you...

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If buying isn't owning...

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@The_MJF I'm gonna give you a compliment only you can get. You remind me of @CMPunk when he was in ROH. Like every time I watch punks promo of the snake in the ice. In my mind that's MJF. You're passionate and you can make people hang on your words and then pull the rug.

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Having Oba win made zero fucking sense. Why is he KOTR when he wasn't gonna pick a champion? We could've given that shit to someone who needed it!

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@markiplier you should meet Verity. You need Minecraft though..

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The ENTIRE WWE creative team needs to be FIRED!

HOW DO YOU HAVE THIS MUCH TALENT AND ABSOLUTELY WIFF IT?!

This is what happens when people who have NEVER watched WWE or stepped foot into a ring write for a product they know NOTHING about!

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@rittenhouse2a Sit your ass down

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The hell has Nintendo been doing? Playing subnautica 2 and seething?!

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Get butthurt all you want? Xbox won.

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Nintendo with ocarina of time

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@SpyroTheDragon @vgdunkey ITS THE BEYOND REALM

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One thing I think would make all wrestling companies better, tell commentary to shut up when a match is going on. They can talk between segments or when there isn't a match but if fans can't follow a match? That's their problem.

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Call it cynicism and call it facts. The reason why this year's game announcements have been dry is everyone's afraid to compete with GTA 6.

Devs are definitely working on shit but nobody wants to announce anything major because how do you compete with it?!

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To ANY Missouri lawmakers who voted to cut Dolly Parton's book of the month funding? You hurt children. You're punishing CHILDREN. DO NOT PROCLAIM the name of JESUS CHRIST as you couldn't be further from a Christian. Go fuck yourselves, every single one if you.

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Fuck the ENTIRE state of Missouri #dollyparton

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The only reason wwe is still in business is because Tony Khan has more money than testosterone

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"iceman was a nice man but now I'm cold" motherfucking Timmy Turner was better than this 5th grade bullshit 🤣 #drake

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@TripleH I could out book your ass any day of the week! Your whole creative team is ASS!

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Wrestling sucks the economy sucks living sucks doing anything with any enjoyment sucks and that's why the illuminati has to be real. They're sucking the soul out if everything and I swear to Christ if I ever meet their old white asses I'll beat them to a pulp!