@UPS Simply amazing. Not only did you fail to deliver an expensive package to the address listed multiple times, you succeeded in delivering it not only to someone else, not only without a signature as requested, but IN A DIFFERENT CITY ALTOGETHER! Worthless incompetence.
@ThePapaMutt I'm under the opinion that the universe either thinks far too highly of me and assumes I'm ready for the challenge, or else hates me like a cheating ex... Really not sure which it is at this point.
@ThePapaMutt Easy, big Dog, I can hear your blood pressure from here! But allow me this moment to make a Corpo proposal: MuttMob dot TV? S'got a kinda ring to it