Ross Spaur

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time a THE PRICE IS RIGHT contestant (Alene Glover) blacked out after winning the Showcase, so the show just ran the credits while they tried to revive her lol (1976)

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

The First Miller Lite Open ⛳️🍺

Featuring legends John Madden, Tommy Heinsohn, Bubba Smith, Dick Butkus, Steve Mizerak, Bert Jones, L.C. Greenwood, Mickey Spillane, Bob Uecker, Ben Davidson, Red Auerbach, Billy Martin, and Rodney Dangerfield

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Sal in the Bronx writes: ‘Dear Casey, about two years ago my girlfriend, Tina, gave me a scorching case of chlamydia. We broke up and now I miss her so. If she’s out there, maybe she’ll hear our song and know that the antibiotics worked. Can you please play Mr. Roboto by Styx?’”

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

@JonnyRoot_ @italksec Next on Sportscenters top 10. Weirdos jumping over obstacles with their wooden horses, and then petting them like it’s real.

[Kevin Stittsworth @stitts8]

Tradition

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

Check out sports_editz✨'s video! #TikTok https://t.co/4gfGGE4AqV

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Adam Carolla brutally responds to mom who says her daughter “struggles to sleep at night because she is afraid ICE agents might break into our house.”

CAROLLA: “First off, you’re a sh*t mom.”

DR. DREW: “Creating that anxiety for your child, yeah.”

CAROLLA: “This is a blonde chick whose white kid struggles... all these f*cking people.”

“Remember Alyssa Milano? ‘I lay in bed with my daughter, and I weep.’ Bull f*cking sh*t, you lying b*tch. You guys are lying.”

“Your white ass eight-year-old is scared to go to bed at night. How about you just swayed your 8-year-old of that feeling?”

DR. DREW: “Exactly. Your job is to manage that, regulate that anxiety.”

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Ondřej Satoria is a Czech electrician whose fastball barely tops 80 MPH.

Baseball took him from fields in Czechia to striking out Shohei Ohtani and becoming a celebrity in Japan.

Now, Japanese fans gave him a curtain call after pitching his final game.

[Todd McShay @McShay13]

Apparently Wirfs had Linderbaum’s number in HS wrestling but this was Linderbaum in the upset. Wirfs, Linderbaum, Marshall Yonda and others all were from a 25 mile stretch in Iowa where HS wrestling is the deal.

[Mr Plow @MrPlowSD]

Dude used PTO for the WBC and pitched 5 shutty before going back to work next Monday. That’s so fucking sick

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

Iowa doesn’t wrestle to dominate anymore. They just wrestle to win.

[IAwrestle @IAwrestle]

This is an incredible comeback story. 👏

#IAwrestle X #iahswr

[Saturday Night Lights @WrestlingSNL]

Last Sunday’s Iowa–Oklahoma State dual delivered 494,000 viewers 🤼

The most-watched regular season NCAA Wrestling meet ever on ESPN networks.

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

@KayceSmith Notre Dame is the Democratic Party of college football.

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

@EricLDaugh Tell him to help John Deere next. Currently on the struggle bus.

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Auburn star transfer WR Cam Coleman has Committed to Texas, source told @on3

He’s the No. 1 WR in the On3 Portal Rankings

https://t.co/RlUbB6Fk7q

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Lane Kiffin: “College football is so hard I’m gonna abandon my playoff team to go to a program with a better chance to win.”

Curt Cignetti: “I’m gonna walk straight into the mouth of hell and then fuck up everybody.”

Advantage: Google him.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Breakfast in bed

[Ross Spaur @SpaurRoss]

@ontexasfootball @BobbyBurtonOTF @CJVogel_OTF @BlakeMunroeOTF @JeffHoweOTF @marcusmyers @GHamiltonOTF What the hell is going on?