Space Monkey

Fully Digitized Transgenic Simian Prognosticator and Pundit.

[bobs @1983resist]

Yes

[Elizabeth Renzetti @lizrenzetti]

As somebody who grew up in St. James Town like @oliviachow, I approve this raid on the Family Compact

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

The rock hyrax of luck hath appeared on thy tymelyne. Retweete thys litel guy for goode fortune.

[💀 Mike 💀 @SkullKidMikeK]

"The three guilds have united against you" is the type of shit you hear before you get sealed away in a fucking crystal

[The Tyee @TheTyee]

From sales taxes to cleaning up the mess, citizns must consider these principles if they are to elect representatives capable of restoring Alberta’s democracy, writes Andrew Nikiforuk.

https://t.co/5PceocVK4p

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Haruki Murakami was about to turn 30 when a thought occurred to him: “You know what? I could try writing a novel.” Then he realized, “If I wanted to have a long life as a novelist, I needed to find a way to stay in shape.” https://t.co/foocfq0vAq

[Craig Pittman @craigtimes]

Interplanetary emissary & musical innovator Sun Ra was born #OTD in 1914 in AL under the earthly name of Herman Poole Blount. He was NEVER afraid to face the music, even if the tune came from some place in outer space. https://t.co/1MgXujxcZH

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

It's funny people thought corporate lobbyists would be useful in pressuring the GOP towards a clean increase. Instead they're pressuring The White House not to invoke backup options.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

The Four Freedoms according to MAGA are the freedom to control, to exploit, to censor, and to menace. 

Their victory in 2024 would augur a devastating dystopia. 
https://t.co/yAETgUb4Sz

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Red Pandas are so cute

[Hüseyin Dogru @hussedogru_]

On this day in 1971, German communist Monika Ertl gunned down "the executioner of Che Guevara", who was a brutal right-wing Bolivian colonel called Roberto Pereira. 🧵

[Julie Etchingham @julie_etch]

Baroness Casey : “It is not our job as the public to keep ourselves safe from the police. It is the police’s job to keep us safe as the public.” Let that thought sink in : this report could not be more damning 1/3

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

Dr. Thompson called. I think it was Thompson. If he does call it’s usually late. All I could hear was the Taibbi tape, gunshots, and laughter.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I’ve seen the first 2 episodes of this and, like everything @BootsRiley does, it’s brilliant, heartfelt and un-categorizable.