Ryan Wilson

My dad named me after some actor guy...Ryan Reynolds...he says he’s hot, I just think he’s a prick. .#MG #тєѕℓå

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Wait.....”

Record scratch stop

“You didn’t deny that I was your best friend?”

He’s just sealed his fate.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

GASP

“How rude.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Just kidding, I would never hurt my best friend.”

Or would he

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Not for looooong.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Sprints side tackling @SanguineRunaway .

“HELLLLLOOOO.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

THAT

SOUNDS

WONDERFUL

He would very much enjoy that.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Thennnn I GUESS

Someone else is about to lose their shit.

Whoops

Sorrynotsorry

PS He loves him

PSS He’s Ryan’s number one fan.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

It’d just be a shame if....

someone

......

Ruined that peace and quiet

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Ryan shrugged

“Nah, demons are /much/ scarier than me.”

Debatable honestly debatable.

[ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ @SanguineRunaway]

Takes a step back.

“Looking at me with the soulless eyes of a demon child.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Definitely a good thing, there’s watermelon spattering all over the ground.

“Wanna play?” Ryan grinned, perfectly normal to offer to play a real life version of fruit ninja.

[Lorna Dane @MagnetChild]

Warily, she waved back.

"Hi."

Good thing she's not wearing white shoes.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Hello!” Waves seeing her standing a little ways away.

Possibly ignoring the chunks of watermelon pelting the ground around him.

[Lorna Dane @MagnetChild]

"Ummmmm......"

She's just watching the mess honestly.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Stop what?” And another not so innocent, ‘innocent’ smile.

Pretty sure we’re scaring him

Oh well

[ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ @SanguineRunaway]

Stares back at him, shifting from foot to foot under his gaze.

“Stop...”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Stands out in the street launching pieces of fruit into the air before slicing them in half with a katana.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“I’m not weird.” Just smiles

...not unnerving at all or anything.

[ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ @SanguineRunaway]

Side eyes the hell out of him.

“Why are you so fucking weird?”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Same..”

Cue the longing sigh

“Lady Death is a Fox.”

[ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ @SanguineRunaway]

Cringe.

“I wish I was dead.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Uh...YES.”

[ǫᴜɪɴᴛɪɴ ʟᴇʜɴsʜᴇʀʀ @SanguineRunaway]

“Anyone wanna grab some pizza?”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Skips up to @SanguineRunaway tapping him on the shoulder.

“HIYA!”

Was screaming necessary

Yes

Yes it was.

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

Sighs dramatically laying in the middle of the road.

“IM BORED.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

{That’s an understatement}
[Shhhh I want to see what happens next]

“Well I coulda told you that.” Ryan snorted,
“What’s your name.” He was still focusing on the dog.

[ʜᴀʀʀɪsᴏɴ "ʀᴇᴇsᴇ" ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @LuminescentWill]

And taking a step back now.

“Absolute nutter.”

[Ryan Wilson @SpecialKndOfAss]

“Why yes, yes I am.” Ryan was grinning.

{I don’t think that was a compliment. }

[So fucking what? ]

[ʜᴀʀʀɪsᴏɴ "ʀᴇᴇsᴇ" ʀᴏɢᴇʀs @LuminescentWill]

Furrows his brow as he is pet.

“You off your rocker bruv?”

Reese really should know better by now.