Alan

Pokémon, drag queens and horror films. That's all I need in my life. Snapchat - specialneeds101

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

doesn't quite get this, like most things at first. Oh well

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

I’ll take that. Feel like I’m over Keiino now. Gåte were my second choice after Gothminister #mgp

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@TheGingerFrazz It was wasted on him!

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Can someone please let Harry know it’s actually pronounced faiTHful! #TheTraitors

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Claudia is scoffing at Harry’s £95k as she walks away with half a million for working the full season! #TheTraitors

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

The true Queen of the North.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

I can’t believe I’ve waited a full week for more drama! #TheTraitors

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Is this thing still on? Has twitter been completely abandoned yet?

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

That was much easier than the London one. I even managed to get them in order. 💅🏻 https://t.co/lx3m8pxUV3

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

I still can’t believe they postponed the Great BRITISH Bake Off because of ENGLISH football last night 🙄 #gbbo

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@tyrible The town walls are cool too. You can follow them all the way round the city centre.

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@tyrible I was there last month. It’s so pretty.

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

I was not expecting to hear Prue saying that!#GBBO

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Truly hoping for some cottaging puns #GBBO

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

I am ready to have my dough kneaded! #GBBO

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@naughtymarty I’m travelling next week so will need to start winding down for it tomorrow.

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Fuck me, how is it only Tuesday 😬

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@Tbarfield86 I’ve been doing to for years 💅🏻

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

Training course this afternoon. I DO NOT want to hear the words “we like to have cameras on for this course”

[Alan @SpecialNeeds101]

@Chrisdafur81 That always seems to happen!